chelito

a little small person who has a large head.

chelitos head is big

by sir mctouffles August 14, 2010

Cauliflower Ear

To engage in aural sex (that's right, ear sex) and to shoot your load down, around and in your sexually submissive partner's lugholes. Giving the appearance of white ears.

Usually results in brain damage and death.

Jane: I love you jeff
Jeff: Shutup bitch! Im gonna aural you the fuck up!!!
Jane: NOOOO
Jeff: *grunting* UHHHHH *JIZZ BOMB*
Jane: Owwww, my eardrum *DIES*

Jeff: I totally fucking owned your ear, CAULIFLOWER EAR!!!!

by j7x (james sevenfold bent) November 25, 2006

Chalis

Chalis:(noun)
1.Woodland ground chipmunk
2.Heartless wench
3.Carnivore

Dude that Chalis had the chubbiest cheeks i've ever seen!

by Booby the killa April 30, 2011

Chalie Loiseau

God on earth, creates miracles that cant be comprehended by humans. Created the study of chalie AKA Chalology.

"Praise the almighty Chalie Loiseau!"
OH MY CHALIE Loiseau!

CHALIE Loiseau DAMN!

by chalie December 14, 2008

Chilibomb

Chilibomb is a custom built chili concoction with a detonation of flavor to disarm your hunger.

A Chilibomb may release a detonation of flavor to disarm any sensation of hunger. All users are advised to proceed with caution with disassembly of their Chilibomb. A Forktronic device may be required for disarming some of the larger Chilibombs.

by chilihead August 17, 2009

Cauliflower Slap

When a woman proceeds to use her breasts to slap you across the face.

Related to a Mushroom Slap.

I thought everything was fine while we were laying together, then she cauliflower slapped me! Man, I was NOT expecting that!

by Jermey Grem April 26, 2011

Chili Wild

Very cool or beyond belief.

That ride is "Chili Wild"

by jump64 September 10, 2011