Chode Stach

a mustache which resembles the hair between a guys balls and his asshole

My boss, Shawn Shepler, is a classic CHODE STACH!

by former LB BEEZY March 12, 2003

Chode-ally

adj; to use the word totally in a conversation in which a chode is being discussed.

That short fat penis is chode-ally a chode!

by mgydagnger October 13, 2008

Chode troll mattress turtle

A short troll-figure like female who lays on thy back so much she might as well strap a matress to that back like a turtle wears a shell.

Her figure must be a combination of a chode ie/ short and fat. Or that of the old troll dall that has the cheese wheel thighs

chode troll mattress turtle.
compound word.

AKA/ chode oger

dude all your sister does sprawl out on her back and get fuked all day.it discusting

short fat troll
she is a matress turtle, cause she wears her mattress like a shell.

by dickvanchecker January 5, 2010

Chief Chode

A person who is gay,indian and has a small dick and blames all his friends for trouble he gets in.

Also known as Chief, Cody, and Runs With Wolves

Person 1: Haha, I just told the cops that my good friends are stealing my new car even tho i gave them the keys to it and said its alright to drive it.

Person 2: Wow man your such a Chief Chode

by Nick trusso June 17, 2008

needle chode

The rare instance where a dick is as wide as a needle dick, and shorter than it is wide.

His dick is so thin and so short that it is a needle chode.

by cmbgators216 December 9, 2008

Jurassic Chode

A chode that is so large it is referred to as "beastly" or "monstrous" like the humongous reptilian dinosaurs that roamed during the Jurassic period.

"Dude his chode was massive"
"Yea, that thing was jurassic."
"Hey are you guys talking about Joe's Jurassic Chode?"

by SuppaAwesomeMan December 8, 2009

chode

See choad.

"If that little chode doesn't steer clear of me, he's going to get injured!"

by Qit January 13, 2004