Drown the Children

In the moments after sex when the woman gets up after her sexual partner ejaculates and heads to the bathroom to bear down and squeeze the sperm out of her body to reduce the chances of pregnancy.

I’m going to drown the children, do you want anything while I’m up?

by Harriet Humphries September 28, 2022

Trinity School for Children

School directed by fat meatball. Barks orders at nameless staff. Children work slave hours and get served cardboard for grub. Overridden by invasive species of Latinos! Whole staff has collective IQ of 1. Gala events are scams af. Fat Meatball with teeth spread wide enough to insert a quarter through them. Beware of Bridge troll nurse and dragon breath teacch.

If you go to Trinity School for Children, you got numbnutZ!!! - JWheele Outttt!!!

by Ms. DawnsLeftNut May 1, 2023

But the children!

You try to dominate and curate reality to shield your kids and then wonder why kids are PROLONGING THEIR ADOLESCENCE, JORDAN! YOU SEE HOW IT'S YOUR FAULT!

Retard "We NeEd To PrOtEcT oUr ChIlDrEn! BuT tHe ChIlDrEn!"

Jordan (Also a retard) "WhY aRe AlL oF tHe ChIlDrEn PrOlOnGiNg ThEiR aDoLeScEnCe!? WhAt CoUlD iT pOsSiBlY bE!?"

Hym "Yeah, no. Probably not the thing (both) ARE and HAVE BEEN doing.... Couldn't possibly be that... The falsifying of reality to male yourself feel better about the fact that YOU CHOSE TO SUBJECTED YOUR KIDS TO THE CREATURE."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

National Scam children and blow up there house day

National Scam children and blow up there house day is a day on october 1st where you get to legally scam kids and blow up there house with a 100000000000000000 gigabyte file

man: hey kid want free Robux

kid: yes!

*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*

kid: wait why is my computer smoki

*BOOM*

man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day

by trrrrrbfhgkje October 13, 2023

Women and children

You see how they invoke women and children as though it means something? As though women and children being proximal justifies strangling a guy for 15 minutes. Funny how that doesn't work for the Palestinians.

Hym "You see what they are doing, right? They invoke women and children to justify doing whatever they want. It's no different than invoking God. It's taking the lords name in vain. What they want... Is to set a precedent that states you have to quietly tolerate whatever is happening to you (up to and including homelessness and perpetual hunger) and if you get loud about it... They get to murder you. Was Jordan Neely REALLY 'harassing kids and women' or were women and children just, you know, proximal? And it's funny that women and children being proximal to where a guy they want to kill might theoretically be doesn't stop them from bombing a target. See, they don't actually care about women and children. They only care (to whatever extent they DO actually care) about using them as a tool to push whatever narrative they are trying to push at the level of the individual. In other words it's a 'If a hobo being loud about a grievance I don't care about near MY woman or MY kid I would fuck em up!' fantasy. It's just conservatives trying to have a 'don't mess with my kids' moment. That's all that is. That's all what is happening to me is. And if I'm not going to see a dime of that money than I will show you the difference between fantasy and reality. Because at the end of the day, I agree with the conservative propagandists. I should be allowed to kill the people doing this. But, it's against the rules. So, no. Daniel Penny goes to jail. Murder 3- Wait! Yep. Murder 3."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

I hate children

Someone that hates children.

Kid: *throws sand at the man*

Man: HEY- SHOO

Kid *runs off, giggling*

Man: Ugh, I hate children.

by TotallyNotGuilty December 14, 2023

Phoenix babies/children

stillborn bab(ies) (stillborn due to either by natural causes or medical negligence/malpractice) that is physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or is naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.

Also includes but not limited to Neonates, infants, babies, children who are pronounced clinically dead and are resuscitated physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or are naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.

Because of the medical negligence and carelessness of the attending 4th year resident, I was forced to beg and plead for her to just cut my over six years in the making IVF rainbow baby out of me and save them, as I was also made to listen to our baby die inside me. When they finally cut my baby out of me vie delayed emergency c-section, our baby was stillborn, but only because of a competent code team, our baby is alive today and there for is a Phoenix baby, as our baby suffered a suffocating death inutero and has risen from the ashes of their death a gorgeous Phoenix baby to be a testament of death, resurrection, and life to all!

Though we are proud of our Phoenix Baby’s ability to conquer death, we still mourn that our baby had to suffer death and suffer to live again, as it has been a huge catalyst for my family’s suffering, enduring & survival of my postpartum psychosis. Please join us on our Phoenix baby/child parenting and continuing IVF journey @ our_journey_to_yall on Instagram where we honor not only our Phoenix baby, but other Phoenix babies/children as we are made aware.

by Phoenix Baby, Angelo’s Mhysa January 14, 2024