by Bootleg Memeulous October 27, 2019
Get the Vibe Check mug.-Tapping a woman on the forehead with one's erect penis, often accompanied with a self-provided popping sound. It is even more amusing when the woman isn't expecting it.
by Batrastard July 4, 2003
Get the mic-check mug.1. To take-out or make a hit on someone in any sport. Common in Hockey and Rugby.
3. Later, goodbye, see ya. Said "Check 'em".
3. Later, goodbye, see ya. Said "Check 'em".
1. "I put a mad check on him. He had to get carried off on a stretcher, out for the season."
3. "I'm bouncing nigga. Check 'em!"
3. "I'm bouncing nigga. Check 'em!"
by Diego August 29, 2003
Get the check mug.by newnew May 26, 2008
Get the check mug.kid: can i get a coke
lady: hers a check
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lady: no its a check soda :)
kid: nigguh plz
lady: hers a check
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by Kevin Fong-Yee July 28, 2006
Get the check soda mug.by Bevis October 8, 2004
Get the check your oil mug.A "hoe check" is something you do to another person that qualifies the other person as a "hoe" so to speak.
Here is how it works:
You have 2 people. One person being yourself, another being an unsuspecting victim.
***Refer to Example 1 for a successful hoe check.
Example 1 is a standard, everyday hoe check. There are many variations that apply to different situations, but are more difficult to use.
When Carl acknowledges George in any way, Carl is wide open for a hoe check. When used sparingly, it is extremely easy to hoe check someone, but over time people catch on and are not so easily fooled. So it is best to use hoe checks at random, unexpected times.
***Refer to Example 2 for a failed hoe check.
If you say "no hoe check", it is automatic safety -- and if they proceed with the hoe check anyway they are either
A.) Deaf
B.) Mentally retarded
C.) Both A & B
There are many other ways to avoid being hoe checked. Some of them include:
-Ignoring the person completely until they give up.
-Reply in generalities such as: "Hey everybody, whats going on?"
-If you mention anything about a hoe check in your response.
These are just a few other methods of escaping the dreaded hoe check. You are not limited to these methods, make your own =)
That is a explanation of hoe checks. Have fun and piss off your friends! Enjoy.
Here is how it works:
You have 2 people. One person being yourself, another being an unsuspecting victim.
***Refer to Example 1 for a successful hoe check.
Example 1 is a standard, everyday hoe check. There are many variations that apply to different situations, but are more difficult to use.
When Carl acknowledges George in any way, Carl is wide open for a hoe check. When used sparingly, it is extremely easy to hoe check someone, but over time people catch on and are not so easily fooled. So it is best to use hoe checks at random, unexpected times.
***Refer to Example 2 for a failed hoe check.
If you say "no hoe check", it is automatic safety -- and if they proceed with the hoe check anyway they are either
A.) Deaf
B.) Mentally retarded
C.) Both A & B
There are many other ways to avoid being hoe checked. Some of them include:
-Ignoring the person completely until they give up.
-Reply in generalities such as: "Hey everybody, whats going on?"
-If you mention anything about a hoe check in your response.
These are just a few other methods of escaping the dreaded hoe check. You are not limited to these methods, make your own =)
That is a explanation of hoe checks. Have fun and piss off your friends! Enjoy.
We'll use made up names -- George and Carl as an example.
Example 1:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl, dude
Carl>> ??
George>> Hoe check
Carl>> =(
Example 2:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl
Carl>> no hoe check -- sup?
George>> =(
Example 1:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl, dude
Carl>> ??
George>> Hoe check
Carl>> =(
Example 2:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl
Carl>> no hoe check -- sup?
George>> =(
by MWHQB July 3, 2006
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