check the fridge

When you just checked the fridge and realized that once again, that pesky Elon Musk has stuck yet another dead deer in your fridge.

Friend: I'm really hungry. can I get something to eat?
Me: I think I have some ham to make a sandwich, go and check the fridge

Friend: checks fridge **screams** asks Why is there a dead deer in here?
Me: Oh no! Not again!

by hithereurbandiconary April 14, 2019

Blanket check

Alternative to seat check, can be used when a person wants to keep their blanket when relaxing while getting up.

Bill: I need to go to the bathroom, I call blanket check

Sam: man your lucky cause I was going to take it.

by Tharealgang45 July 26, 2019

check hostage

Waiting for your bill at a restaurant, and it's taking forever. You're a check hostage

I'm stuck here at the table waiting here, I'm that waitress has us check hostaged.

by bippi April 04, 2015

check the street

a phrase for the slightly insane...to be said at one's leisure when ambulatory. a visual check for the secret police, regular police, riff-raff, hit squad, trumpers and/or libtards coming for YOU ! . seeing as how civil war is right on the horizon, a few extra moments to grab your guns (plural, OF COURSE!) is nice !

i'm going to grab a cup of coffee then check the street !
urban dictionary bumped my would be contribution, when i went to check the street !, i didn't take it personally !

by michael foolsley September 11, 2020

Clown Check

when you check your makeup in extremely bright or natural lighting to make sure you don't look like a clown before going out.

God her makeup looks terrible. She obviously didn't do a clown check before leaving the house.

by Big Porkin' November 13, 2022

Makeup Check

When you throw a cup of water at a girls face or at some random gay to expose their true nature.

Chad: *Makeup Checks sarah*
Sarah: What the fuck was that for!
Chad: You just got makeup checked ya Gremlin!

by spilt_tiddy_juice December 17, 2019

Check the WiFi

When you need to take a shit at work.

Hey Tom. I am going to go check the WiFi. Be back in 15 mins.

by IT Bandito. August 12, 2019