change my socks

To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss

Boss, where have you been ,

Me , oh i had to change my socks ,

Boss , oh spewing

by Ol groper December 10, 2016

Change Of Command

Abbreviation: CoC

When one bro puts a row of funyuns on his boner, and runs into his bro. When the boners collide, the forward momentum results in the funyuns sliding from one boner onto the other.

All frat brothers stood at attention during the illustrious Change of Command (CoC) ceremony.

by Xonerrenob February 15, 2017

Change

Something no one likes to experience

Sally said,

Oh my God why are you changing Laura?? This isn't the person I became best friends with!

Laura replies,

Sally, relax, I am growing as a person and maturing and am happy about it, why can't you accept change?

by Violet Baudelaire April 27, 2017

chanxed

Another way of saying that a person is either touched or hacked (very upset)

E.g. 1)

Jess: why you Chanxed?

Keegz: coz you always think you're right!!

E.g. 2)

Keegz: What's wrong?
Jess: I'm a bit chanxed. Got my report marks back...

by DuckBoiStevie April 18, 2018

cranged

An ultra hard sucker punch aka hood hook

Chase repeatedly cranged dimitri

by Thrustmazter223 April 19, 2018

change the tide

When you piss at an angle causing a whirlpool in the bowl, then mid-stream, switch angles causing the urine to come to a halt before drifting the other way. Commonly done when taking an absurdly long piss.

Sorry I took forever guys. I had to change the tide in there and got some splash back...

by Rylo K3n April 24, 2018

change-phobic

Someone who so conservative that the idea of liberal politics, homosexuality, climate change, equality ect is too much to comprehend. Therefore, they come to fear and hate such change.

“Hey I don’t want to sound change-phobic, but being bisexual is repulsive! Why can’t they just choose who they find attractive and stick with it! Like you’re either straight or gay, pick a lane! ”

by cherry0325 May 2, 2018