Chair

One who you find insulting or disturbing.

When someone is invincible, you can call them a chair.

Def #1:

Hey, see that creep over there?
Yeah, man, what a chair!
Def #2:
I keep trying to kill this guy but I can’t. He’s a chair.

by BobAintRealGuys May 15, 2022

that one chair at 3AM

literally the scariest thing in existence, god himself fears it

oh my god its that one chair at 3AM im fucked
*dies of death*

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

Soggy chair

When you piss yourself in your chair and sit there letting it soak into the chair

Cole: “what’s that smell?”
Myles: “oh sorry I just have a soggy chair”

by myleslikesman March 15, 2022

Chair

The thing you are most likely sitting in right now

When i get home from school i will sit back and relax in my soft chair

by Harry Potter#3691 March 24, 2022

Chair Emoji

Giant inside joke on TikTok that was used in 2020 until May 2021 instead of the laughing emoji

This video so funny cheer emoji chair emoji cheer emoji

by DADDYLUVER January 22, 2022

dirty massage chair

Two vibrating bullets in her pussy and your dick in her ass.

Went home with a girl from the bar and she let me enjoy a dirty massage chair.

by 2fast2flaccid February 3, 2022

Wet chair

To wet a chair before someone unintentionally sits on it and gets a wet ass

Sam got wet chaired

by Fastasfkonabike February 9, 2022