captain kirk

A guy who supports, both financially and emotionally, a marginally attractive female with few redeeming qualities. Mainstream origins derive from a Master P song. In common usage, it's highly synonymous with caker.

"Damn, Nick is always with Amy, taking her out, buying her shit. And that girl is busted! What a Captain Kirk!"

by MSR27 April 14, 2006

Captain Serious

Published as a comic book in the 1980's Captain Serious became one of the most famous super heroes of the decade. All Captain Serious books were written and drawn by Christopher Hauschildt of Yellowknife, Canada.

Unfortunately, the series was abruptly ended at the beginning of the 90's due to Christopher coming down with a bad case of PCOS. There are rumors going around the internet that the super hero may return by 2013.

LOOK! ITS CAPTAIN SERIOUS!

by Chris Hauschildt The Serious April 11, 2011

captain cooter

One of the dumbest or smartest individuals we have ever encountered, we can't figure out which. A persona online that defies logic and sensibility. A truly deranged individual with delusions of adequacy.

Captain Cooter always makes me laugh

by Captain Cooter May 17, 2008

captain marvel

the most powerful avengers

and who solos everyone

and is a great person

captain marvel is the worst

you are incorrect

by anonymous February 11, 2022

Captain Gaylord

A total douchebag named Tim from the OC (the real one) who frequently does drugs, frequents prisons, and throws away his life. Has been known to have freaky sex on Matt's coffee table. Warning: Ass cheeks may be visible during coffee table coitus.

"Damn it Adrian, you didnt really invite Captain Gaylord to Europe with us did you?"

by Cockmonkey December 3, 2004

captain sauce

One who hits the sauce (booze) early and rocks like on a ship on stormy seas.

Hey, after a heavy night of drink Jay showed up at work swaying like Captain Sauce.

by Jenna Page and Ms. Crawford November 7, 2013

Captain Kangaroo

A man who participates in the sexual act of inserting his erect penis into a fold of the midsection of a female weighing 200 lbs or more, putting on a captain sailor hat, then making the female jump up and down like a kangaroo until he ejaculates into the fold.

Ryan, did you hear Joey had fat ankle night last night? He went crazy on a couple big girls and earned a new title of Captain Kangaroo.

by Fodeez August 4, 2011