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Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.
When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..
by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024
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gut cannon

Another word for a penis that can tear about an intestine like a .50 caliber weapon
Holy shit. Dante tore her apart with his Gut Cannon.

I hope your a weapons expert. Because you get to handle my Gut Cannon
by Dsav July 31, 2015
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ruby cannon

Ruby cannon is a skinny legend

And a joker who is mans best mate innit
by Jack113 July 29, 2019
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fuck-cannon

A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.
"Jim screwed my project..."

"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"
by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017
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Urinal Cannon

Does the sack below my urinal cannon hold pee?
by Sherwinator October 18, 2025
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Flesh Cannon

When you specifically put a quarter into your foreskin and sneezereally hard, shooting it out.
Hey, wanna go shoot a flesh cannon with the boys?
by Chlamydia228 May 20, 2018
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Cannon

"Man you've been smoking one-gram cannons. How are you still conscious?"
by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022
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