Booby Cannon

When you're having sex with a breastfeeding woman and she reaches orgasm and her boob's shoot milk.

The other night I was banging my wife and got hit in the face with a booby cannon

by IPreeler January 11, 2021

dook cannon

A butt. "Dook" being the shortened form of dookie poop and "cannon" referring to the large artillary weapon, likening a turd to a cannonball.

If I don't grt to a bathroom, my dook cannon is going to blow a hole in my britches.

by DedGum February 16, 2019

gut cannon

Another word for a penis that can tear about an intestine like a .50 caliber weapon

Holy shit. Dante tore her apart with his Gut Cannon.

I hope your a weapons expert. Because you get to handle my Gut Cannon

by Dsav July 31, 2015

Old-School German Cannon Battle

Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.

When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..

by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024

Sneaky Cannon

When one farts and a ball shaped shit shoots out unexpectedly.

I had a sneaky cannon yesterday

by Vtexis May 31, 2019

Cannon

A shy person who you would think stays home all day playing video games but is instead looking for his next unwanted wildwood visit. He has the brain of a small chicken and also drives like one, cannon is not the person you want to drive with! he also most likely lives on a golf course which makes him better than you.

my friend cannon was in a car accident last week because of his “brakes”

by minecraftslayer93 May 14, 2023

Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick

Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon

by Trem55 January 20, 2017