The curer of your cancer. wears a long black gown, and a wide screen television on his head. Having dedicated years of research into finding the cure for cancer, he finds that a well placed gun blast to the face will just about do it. He makes an appearance in the game Mondo Medicals!
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Get the Cancer mug.cancer also known as Jake Paul is a idiot who makes videos on youtube at one point having millions of subs but then losing it all because they are a fucking idiot
"hi have you heard of that youtuber cancer"
"yea he is an idiot"
"i know he is like Satan himself"
"yea man he deserves to get tons of subs again then lose it all again"
"yea bro that's probs true"
"yea he is an idiot"
"i know he is like Satan himself"
"yea man he deserves to get tons of subs again then lose it all again"
"yea bro that's probs true"
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When somebody (or a playlist) unexpectedly plays cancer by My Chemical Romance, resulting in any, repressed or otherwise, emos souls to leave their body. Leaving them crying, runny eyelinered, in a corner curled in a ball screaming the lyrics and not getting up for an hour or 3, hoods up and the strings pulled. Be careful, because after the crying is done... they might kill your family. This is a major act of emo disrespect.
"Yo John, wheres Frank?
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."
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