Canadian Thot

Any woman from the province Alberta who fucks as many people as possible.

Person 1: She's pretty fucking hot man
Person 2: don't do it she's a Canadian Thot
Person 1: oh well i just wanna bust a nut.
Person:2 Alright, dont come to me when you get STD's

by CanadianThot April 16, 2017

Canadian Winter

The art of storing bodily fluids like blood semen etc. freezing it, flaking it and sprinkling it on your partner

i Canadian wintered my girlfriend
HOT

by that one dude that ruins it March 9, 2018

canadian headlock

When someone tries to guilt trip you and you reverse it and put the guilt on them so that they can't pressure you

John tried to give me a guilt trip for not going to the bar with him, so i mentioned how he dropped my party last week, i put him in a canadian headlock

by Haaksan May 3, 2016

Southern Canadian

Another word for calling a man with black skin a n*gger

Hey look at that southern Canadian stealing my tv

by Saline Rock October 17, 2021

Flaming Canadian

While wearing a mountie costume and having intercourse in the doggy style position you call your girl a "hoser" if she says "what" you splash her anus with tabasco sauce and ask her why she doesn't know what a hoser is and proceed with "eh" and stay mounted for a full minute plus

I pushed her head down into a plate of waffles while performing the Flaming Canadian. I hold the world record.

by Maple Hoser August 2, 2021

canadian railway

Cocaine and snow mixed together. First recorded use in the bathroom of the Chilliwack Husky Travel Center in Chilliwack, BC.

Trent: Holy fuck this is the canadian railway all over again!

by crazyhighasstrucker October 16, 2013

Canadian Nap

The sleepy fuse that ignites a powder keg of angst among a country's citizens.

The TTC might have thought the recession was trouble but now they've got a canadian nap on their hands.

Some call the Balkans the powder keg of WWI but a canadian nap was what really set off the war.

by CR4321 November 13, 2011