Canada's History

A Twister-like, but sexually natured game in which a person attempts to insert moose antlers - lubricated with maple syrup - into several parts of ones partner's body while filling the Stanley Cup with the various resulting fluids. The more insertions a person forces upon his or her lover, the more "Avrils" (points) are accrued. The evening's winner must chug the resulting swill; otherwise that person will be deemed "hoser of all the land."

Gentleman 1: "Dude, brah. I'd give three dicks to teach that c-bomb about Canada's history."
Gentleman 2: "Toronto or Montreal rules?"

by _Jabes February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A Colbert Report fan with nothing better to do.

I'm such a Canada's History I put off finishing my econ assignment to enter this definition.

by Reezie February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Also known as "The Beaver" was originally any sex act which incorporated the remains of a land mammal and an organic based lubricant, however it has more recently been more specifically defined by conservative enthusiast as the act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup and human excrement then dipping moose antlers, dead or living though dead is more common, into the said mixture then inserting them into the anus of sexual partners while mutually performing oral sex. While generally considered "safe" it is not recommended to those under the age of 65 years old due to its unusually high mortallity rate and less common but confirmed cases of spontaneous growth of extra sex organs especially in hermaphodites.

I visited my grandmother at the nursing home the other day, she told me all about Canada's History.

by Richard Sweats February 5, 2010

Canada's History

An outdoor orgy ritual involving molten-hot cheese curds, a funnel, a paddle and Anne Murray.

Are you and mom going to take in some of Canada's History in the woods this weekend?

by Inuckchuck February 4, 2010

New Canaan

All the teenagers in New Canaan need to find a real place to hang out, besides that run down variety store, Mackenzies. People in New Canaan would never stoop down to being NORMAL and go hang out at the Mobil directly across the street like most teenagers do. No, they need to stand outside a variety store in their pink and green outfits (that don't match, i don't care what anyone says) and act like total asswipes.
Its actually kind of funny to those of us who don't live in the "most dangerous place to drive" in the world. Beware of moms in SUVs that don't know how to drive... they are all over the place in New Canaan. Oh, and make sure you don't hit some moron walking in the middle of the road. People in New Canaan are to good for crosswalks.

I live in New Canaan, therefore, i suck and my clothes don't match and always look wrinkled.

by Torri April 14, 2006

new canaan

First off, i would just like to say that if you think about it, Candace is pritty hot, i love her ways, i love her hair. also, i made out with Grumbles, a homosexual graduated faget one night in town, CANDACE_CALL ME!!!!

"Candace, you want to hang out"
"Is this Ryan Shea"
"yeah"
"yeah, every other boys thinks im ugly, SURE!"

by Ryan Shea April 18, 2005

new canaan

A place in Fairfield County that sucks at sports

Man, I wish I lived in Dairen, New Canaan sucks at sports!

by wkr October 5, 2007