Carpetshart

When a woman sharts and it travels up the front and infiltrates a hefty bush

She needed a clothing change as trusted a fart and received a carpetshart in return

by Bubblebutt888 June 21, 2019

Carpet Bombing

The run to the toilet while shitting yourself after a hot curry the previous evening.

Oh no I'm about to do some carpet Bombing!

by Owen smithers June 24, 2019

Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.

The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019

Carpet burn

When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn

Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser

by Alrier July 7, 2019

Cappetry

The act of multiple niggas cappin

Example: Ashton just said he won two million dollars, while Justin just said he drives a lambo. The cappetry is unreal in this area.

by Keith a.k.a A REAL ASS NIGGA July 29, 2019

Carpet Bombing

the act of a group utilizing all available stalls in a public restroom to simultaneously drop atomic bombs

Hey me and the bois are Carpet Bombing Walmart today.

by Fatman and Little Boy September 9, 2019

Carpet muncher

Someone who like eat from the fury cup (pussy)

Example..

Example..

"See that girl over there she's a carpet muncher "

by Doobie 74 September 30, 2019