cake fingers

Particulary plump area engorged with fat around the metacarpals resembling a fat baby's fingers after smothering them in a birthday cake

That fatboy over there who likes cookies has cake fingers.

by K_ICE22 August 20, 2006

noob cake

a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert

speaker #1: I beat up a noob who was very noobly and then I made them a noob cake!

speaker #2: wow this noob cake is really good!

by margarita old June 8, 2010

cake time

to flirt and be of sweet appearance.

Kellita told us she needed cake time with her boy while we were studying.

by MadyRawr January 23, 2008

fart cakes

Cakes that had been farted upon by horny and crazy women for sexual gratification

These fart cakes are bad for you. If you eat them, then you may have the runs! This woman has just farted on them naked.

by Mickeymike October 17, 2008

Meat cake

1. A tasty pie, usually packed with meat of some description
2. Term used for the mentally challenged
3. A vagina

Damn! I never knew this meat cake could taste so salaciously delicious!!

by rtyack November 21, 2010

The Cake Cult

The Cake Cult Is a religion started from the meme “Now I know what’s real and what’s cake”. The cake cult prides in the belief that everything living and non living is entirely made of cake. Though we’re made of cake we’re still eat it. Even in its original form. Though people may look down on our religion we still respect there’s even if what we are is fact.

Have you heard of the new religion The Cake Cult?

by LighterCross/The Cake Pastor August 1, 2020

straight cake

Dope. Straight up cool. A positive vibe.

Das straight cake, yo!

by CTyankee July 18, 2017