Wedding Cake

The food isolated by scientists that causes a woman to lose her sex-drive, ability to give a BJ.

I guess you're gonna be celibate now that Susie has had her wedding cake.

by Ghost3x7 April 20, 2009

cake fingers

Particulary plump area engorged with fat around the metacarpals resembling a fat baby's fingers after smothering them in a birthday cake

That fatboy over there who likes cookies has cake fingers.

by K_ICE22 August 20, 2006

cake time

to flirt and be of sweet appearance.

Kellita told us she needed cake time with her boy while we were studying.

by MadyRawr January 23, 2008

fart cakes

Cakes that had been farted upon by horny and crazy women for sexual gratification

These fart cakes are bad for you. If you eat them, then you may have the runs! This woman has just farted on them naked.

by Mickeymike October 17, 2008

Meat cake

1. A tasty pie, usually packed with meat of some description
2. Term used for the mentally challenged
3. A vagina

Damn! I never knew this meat cake could taste so salaciously delicious!!

by rtyack November 21, 2010

bangs cakes

Used to express excitement.

a: "I just won thirty bizzillion dollars!"
b: "Dude, that bangs cakes!"
a: "I know!"

by Jack's Fat Ass July 22, 2009

cake statement

A statement which is much like the cake in Portal, meaning that it is a lie. These types of statements are common with CEOs, presidents, Toyota, Fox News, bankers, and evil supercomputers.

Toyota exec - We have finally fixed the unintended acceleration issues on all new Toyotas!
*Fresh off the line Prius smashes in*
Person - They always be makin' cake statements.

by oopsididntkillyouyet March 8, 2010