Eats cum

When cum goes into your mouth and you swallow the cum

Everyone that keeps voting no for my definition eats cum and likes it when i cum in their mouth and they like dick cheese

by master god lord and savior December 15, 2019

The Cum Man

The man that cums inside of women either causing them to get pregnant or just to creampie for fun.

⁶Gage is The Cum Man

by The Cum Man March 16, 2021

Cum jug

A large jug filled to the brim with cum. Male or female cum, It doesn’t matter. As long as it’s cum it goes in the cum jug.

Omg, wow! Hollie is drinking the cum jug!

by Lord Of Massive Balls April 27, 2021

Cum Dodger

After engaging in sex, your spouse or girlfriend initially get's on her knees when you're climaxing up to an orgasm.

You will begin to ejaculate while she dodges your semen, thus leaving you unsatisfactory.

"Hey John, how was that night out with your wife ? "
"Ehh, she's a cum dodger Frank!" John said with a frown.
"You should divorce that bitch!" as Frank shouted.

by ResEve0 February 9, 2009

cum omelet

When a group men cum onto a frying pan and cook the cum, making a omelet out of cum. Just like any omelet you can add whatever the girl or guy wants to it.

John was pissed once he found out you guys tricked him into eating that cum omelet.

by Mr. Pink 99 February 17, 2008

god's cum

God's cum is sweet as honey. I just demand that God comes down from heaven and shoots his hot load inside of me. God comes down flips me on my stomach and pounds on me until he covers the inside of my body with his hot sweet honey cum. I then demand God to go back to heaven until I want his cum in me again

God's cum is sweet as honey.

by obsessivesexualbehavior March 26, 2016

Cum Dumpster

A very affectionate term of endearment, often used to describe a very thirsty woman who is often used by men only for her body (which usually is not very attractive); she is just a vessel in which men deposit their seminal discharge when they feel “in the mood”, hence the name “cum dumpster”

Terry: Hey bro, did you hear that Angelo fucked Christie last night?

Bowie: Yeah bro, Christie’s a total cum dumpster. Angelo was just trying to get laid for the second time this week.

Terry: Oh, interesting. Thanks for explaining that to me, you’re a great friend Bowie.

Bowie: Thanks Terry, now stop calling me at 3am on a Saturday and go back to bed.

Terry: Oof.

by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019