by fuckyou939 December 17, 2016
Everyone that keeps voting no for my definition eats cum and likes it when i cum in their mouth and they like dick cheese
by master god lord and savior December 15, 2019
A large jug filled to the brim with cum. Male or female cum, It doesn’t matter. As long as it’s cum it goes in the cum jug.
by Lord Of Massive Balls April 28, 2021
A multi-talented but very underrated Scottish actor with a voice like honeyed velvet and beauty that none can match.
I saw Alan Cumming as Floop in "Spy Kids."
Alan Cumming hosted the 2015 Tony Awards with Kristen Chenowith.
Alan Cumming is a silver fox.
Alan Cumming hosted the 2015 Tony Awards with Kristen Chenowith.
Alan Cumming is a silver fox.
by talkcummingtome August 30, 2016
After engaging in sex, your spouse or girlfriend initially get's on her knees when you're climaxing up to an orgasm.
You will begin to ejaculate while she dodges your semen, thus leaving you unsatisfactory.
You will begin to ejaculate while she dodges your semen, thus leaving you unsatisfactory.
"Hey John, how was that night out with your wife ? "
"Ehh, she's a cum dodger Frank!" John said with a frown.
"You should divorce that bitch!" as Frank shouted.
"Ehh, she's a cum dodger Frank!" John said with a frown.
"You should divorce that bitch!" as Frank shouted.
by ResEve0 February 10, 2009
When a group men cum onto a frying pan and cook the cum, making a omelet out of cum. Just like any omelet you can add whatever the girl or guy wants to it.
by Mr. Pink 99 February 17, 2008
God's cum is sweet as honey. I just demand that God comes down from heaven and shoots his hot load inside of me. God comes down flips me on my stomach and pounds on me until he covers the inside of my body with his hot sweet honey cum. I then demand God to go back to heaven until I want his cum in me again
by obsessivesexualbehavior December 16, 2015