Curse of Gallus Cooper

The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.
Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"
by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021
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DB Cooper Effect

The new term word "DB Cooper Effect" which is unidentified, no information or evidences, It was extremely rare for this term word is DB Cooper Effect, At first when this person DB Cooper hijack the plane and taking money for ransom, Then he jump out from the plane and disappeared as the first man known to be forgotten, In Modern Culture, Individuals are using the Internet such as Social Media platforms like Twitter, YouTube, Discord, DeviantArt, Instagram, Facebook and other platforms like MeWe as the perfect example to let people to became a ghost. Online Trolls are literally DB Cooper effect for themselves that they became a ghost of internet turn into the terminally online to let people angry and feed negative to online Trolls, feeding on trolls is not good solution to do it cause individuals are very immoral to feed negative on them until they inactive from online social medias and never come back without the trace. Internet Trolls are just disappeared and never come from any platforms, Dead or Alive.
This individual was a DB Cooper effect using Internet on Personal Computers, Smartphones, Tablets and more devices or Traditional reality to let these individuals who never get away with a crime spree goes to victim card or fake innocent, Which is online trolls, terminally online individuals and of course online personalities.
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Cooper burns

The results of when you try to have gay sex and you shit on the other man’s cock
Dude I’m so sorry I gave you a cooper burns
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Cooper Starbucks

A boy with a very little pepperoni pizza in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddle. Dittle little. Smear in his pants.
Hey Cooper Starbucks, want to go to Starbucks? And get a coffee?

Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head
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cooper fox

BADDEST BITCH IN TOWN. she’s so hot and super nice. People might even say the most beautiful girl in the world.
“That’s the model cooper fox
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lanee cooper

wowowwwww
by Lanee507 November 12, 2019
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Cooper

Cooper has a very big dick and gets all the bitches people mistake him for the best person in the world he has so many friends and is never lonely
Cooper is the best
by Cooper-Has-A-Big-Dick April 20, 2022
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