Lady Chicken

Ass cheeks or vagina of a lady.

Hey babe Let me slap your lady chicken

by IloveJasmin November 1, 2010

funky chicken

1> A dance craze, done by tucking your hands under your armpits and flapping your "chicken wings" while doing the peck and scratch.

2> That smell, you know it, when chicken has been left out too long.

1> Woah, you should see grandma do the funky chicken!

2> *sniff sniff* WHEW! That is some funky chicken, might as well throw it away or feed it to he dogs or something.

by Varris October 7, 2003

chicken scratch

My writing.
1) Used as a description of poor writing when it resembles the marks left in sand by a gaggle of chickens.
2) the act of scratching a chicken..or using a chicken to scratch yourself

Damn, I can't read this chickenscratch, was he seizing when he wrote this?

by Doug Walmsley June 19, 2003

chicken mask

Before or while engaging in sex, the male rips open a pillow, keeping it nearby. When the male ejaculates on his partners face, he covers the partners sticky face with the feathers from the pillow (much like tar and feathering). Flapping arms folded at the sides and making "bock bock" chicken noises is completely optional but highly recommended.

Jeremy got drunk at the party last night and ended up giving Pat a chicken mask.

by Zachzilla September 26, 2005

chicken littles

those delicious little sandwiches that KFC once served, Containing solely, mayonaise, a fried meat square, lettuce, and a bun.

I once ate 48 of those delicious chicken littles.

by Whorehey Regula July 21, 2006

no spring chicken

Someone who is well past youth; an older person.

Leslie: did you know that Harry's mother turned 90 last week
Kevin: Well she's no spring chicken!

by Miss22894 December 14, 2013

Chicken McNally

A Chicken McNally is a more specific case of a McNally. The Chicken McNally is a McNally that is more likely to be made out of chicken (although it does not necessarily have to be chicken, since this term is most commonly used when stoned.)

Melvin: Dude, are those Chicken McNallys?

Rod: I don't know what they are, but they're really good, man.

by defenestrator March 21, 2005