Chicagoan 

A superhuman being that inhabits the wonderful city of Chicago. They can be found anywhere in Chicago, but how do you know if you've spotted an actual Chicagoan?

First, Chicagoans love or have some sort of pride in them for Chicago. Why would you bother being a Chicagoan if you didn't like Chicago?

Second, they're actually from Chicago. Always check to make sure that whoever tells you they're from Chicago isn't actually from Naperville or some other place/suburb that is an hour away from the Loop.

Third, they are very friendly but can also be tough. They will always be loyal to anything that holds their city dear, like the sports teams. There is currently an ongoing dispute between the Chicago Cubs and the White Sox. Pick your side wisely, because once you do, you can't go back.

Lastly, if you're a Chicagoan, you will be disturbed by the gif below. Why? Because there's ketchup on that hot dog! If you're not a Chicagoan, it may seem normal to put ketchup on a hot dog, but to a Chicagoan, it's not a good thing for them.

Overall, Chicagoans are wonderful, magical humans that should be treated with great respect. If you don't I'm going to have you sentence you to 3 years in Jay Cutler's household! So be nice to Chicagoans. ✨✨✨✨

Plot twist: I'm a Chicagoan!

(Some things in this definition are satire)

Chicagoan by A white and grey cat November 3, 2020

Chicagoland Area

The city of Chicago is the center of the so-called "Chicagoland Area". The Chicagoland area contains most of the midwest-to-eastern United States up until New York City, and including parts of Canada and Mexico. Although not as widely known, the Chicagoland Area also controls Puerto Rico, and the French Polynesian islands.

-Where do you live?
The Chicagoland Area.
-Thanks for being specific.

Chicagoland Area by Alex Annihilation January 23, 2007

Chicagogirl 

When you are notorious for sucking bodybuilding cock, trolling gyms in hopes of being noticed and looking for attention from men on bodybuilding forums.

It can also mean someone who considers themselves getting ready for a show, but is always fat.

Example 1. Random bodybuilder finds a piece of ass at a gym or on a forum, he can say I scored me a chicagogirl aka. Erin, no matter the girls name or location.

Example 2. A girl is fat , eating on her treadmill and says she is prepping for the next show. You can say, hey, look at that chicagogirl prep over there.

Chicagogirl can be located at MD forums or RX. Probably a ton of others when looking for a bull fix. Very visible close to showtime.

Chicagogirl by IronAsylum July 7, 2010

chicanowash 

The act of using the windshield wiper squeegee at the gas station to was your entire car.

Damn mexicans, always pulling through the chicanowash and holding up the people that need gas.

chicanowash by deysr July 12, 2012

Chicanowash 

When someone at a gas station uses the sponge for wind shields to wipe down their entire car.

The Lopez's always wash their car with the windshield washer. They are big believers in the chicanowash

Chicanowash by iwatchtosh.o June 26, 2012

chicagoized 

A process by which some Midwestern cities, formerly sleepy towns, gain urbanization and become more like Chicago, Illinois.

Many long-time natives of these cities, and furthermore, those living in the same area but outside these cities, despise the process.

I'm sick of it... Indianapolis is getting chicagoized. A new downtown, mid-rise condo towers, and a gentrified hippie village... What's next, a 20 mile bike path? Oh, wait.

chicagoized by Alan Kirschner July 16, 2007

chicano

Mexican american person. One whose parents were born in Mexico but he/she was born in the United States. Not any hispanic, just Mexicans born in the US territory.

That vato over there is a CHicano, he was born here, but is parents were born in Mexico.

chicano by Chicano666 April 29, 2005