Candy Mouth 

That sour, filmy taste-feel in your mouth after eating too much candy.

I've had a pouch of Swedish fish, a box of Nerds, a jug of gummy worms and a foot of Airheads...now I gots me the candy mouth!

Candy Mouth by Jahab November 11, 2010

Russian Candy Cane 

A used condom filled with alternating layers of period blood and male excrement--you know which one I'm talking about--which is then frozen and used as a dildo.

Guy 1: So, I heard Yuri taught Yvette how to make a Russian Candy Cane...
Guy2: What's a Russian Candy Cane?
Guy1: Take a knee, son. I'm gonna tell you a story...

Russian Candy Cane by Quadrasaurus Rex March 3, 2016

man candy 

The cause of my neck strain. I see it every morning when I drive to work. Young, dark and lean Hispanic day laborers that stand in a parking lot waiting for work. I mentally grow their hair, take off their clothes and put loin cloths on them.

Hey girls, take a look at that man candy! Yow!!!!

man candy by Sugarmomma November 8, 2006

Candyman 

The man who provides coke, cocaine to the addicts of a run down, neglected community. Usually bottom dwellers, bums, crackheads, people stuck in the 80s, african americans, white early 20 somethings, and washed up carpenters.

Joe got payed today, I'm sure the candyman will be paying him a visit.

Papa single handedly paid for the candy means trip to Hawaii.

Budso Loves the Candy man's product. His nose gives it to sniffs up.

Candyman by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014

candy coat 

(v.) To describe a situation, item, or position as better or more desirable than a person with a disinterested standpoint might contend. Often people will use this term either to make an item more attractive for sale or downplay the risks or dangers of a situation or position.

Randy: Hey, check our my '86 Yugo. Slick-shifting four speed, Eastern European engineering, easy to service. All yours for $11,000.

Brooklyn: You're candy coating the situation. Bald tires, mad rust spots, sagging shocks -- this car is a piece of crap.

candy coat by poorbrokegraduatestudent August 16, 2010

wall candy 

Lead paint

"You ate lead paint as a child didn't you?"
"What, wall candy?"

wall candy by Cheezu$ June 21, 2003

Candy Ass 

Someone who does nothing but play Candy Crush Saga all day.

If I get another invite from that candy ass Jason again, I will personally go to his house and stab him with a pixie stick!

Candy Ass by Tujiro October 16, 2013