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clownfucker

somebody who is both incredibly stupid and extremely unlikeable. A total joke.
What kind of clownfucker borrows your credit card and uses it to rent a hotel to bang your wife in?
by Christine June 25, 2004
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Nazi Clown

Similar to a rodeo clown, a nazi clowns job was to go into public areas and distract the jewish citizens while a few hundred yards away, highly trained Nazi Snipers where aiming down sights and prepairing tear gas.
Jew: "Why is there a man with face paint throwing Dimes around?"
Nazi Solider: "Got a Clear Shot" ... Boom! headshot!

Nazi Clown runs away ...
by AsillyNazi March 7, 2011
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fuckface von clownstick

Donald Trump's birth-name.
"Hey dude, did you hear Donald Trump's birthname?" "No, what is it?" "Fuckface von Clownstick."
by Ephara July 1, 2014
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clown

v., orig. porno: to perform a sexual act (also known as the "inverted pyramid") in which the male simultaneously and singlehandedly double-penetrates the female, inserting his scrotum in her anus and his penis in her vagina.
Put the dick down in the pussy—yeah, Toné, clown on that b****!
by Antoné September 13, 2005
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Clown Baby

A nickname for the anti-anxiety drug, klonopin. May have originated from an episode of the show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," in which the character Charlie was entered in an underground fighting club under the name "Clown Baby," and snorted unnamed white powders.
My shrink thinks I'm too jumpy, so he prescribed me some Clown Baby.
by ClownBaby88 September 10, 2011
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clown rape

The act of having intercourse, either consented or not, with a female clown and doing the following....

As you are hitting the clown ass from behind and about to climax, honk their nose and slap her in the back of the head. This is immediately followed by having them make a you a poodle balloon animal to take home. While their tears run down their sad clown face, you wipe yourself clean on their rainbow afro. Then you say taking your balloon animal, "Turn that frown upside down BITCH!"
John said he liked clowns so Amante dressed up as one. Do you know what he did? He fucking clown raped her.
by The Wizard From RD August 5, 2010
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happy clown

when you go down on a girl while she is on her period. comes from what you look like afterwards (blood on face)
he likes to give girls the happy clown. what a sick fuck.
by master finger blaster October 9, 2004
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