Cappin' Brimless

Lying about slight shit for no reason. Be it making up stories, general 1-uppery, etc. A cap without brim is a cap without reason

Commonly practiced by pathological liars.

"That motherfucker be Cappin' Brimless, don't believe a word he says."

by XxV3nDeTtAxX December 27, 2024

The Bible

A reliable collection of historical documents written by eyewitnesses about eyewitness accounts, with every author-which there is forty of them, whom most have never met each other- claiming that their writing is not under the will of man, but under the inspiration of the same true God. These documents were written over the course of 1500 years, over 3 continents, written with 3 languages, 66 documents, and has over 25,000 archaeological dig sites directly proving the events that occur in this book. The Bible has thousands of prophecies, with over 2,500 of them being fulfilled and the rest have yet to be fulfilled,(since they prophesied future events.) One of these prophecies predicted that Jesus was going to be crucified hundreds of years before crucifixion was even invented.

There are over 2 billion people who use these collection historical documents called the Bible as the foundation for the morals in their life.

by Plain_Old_Eli May 6, 2025

Left foot on the bible

A hillbilly term for swearing to god you're telling the truth.

Left foot on the Bible I did NOT sleep with your sister lover!

by iamcoppo February 27, 2017

spring mill bible camp

Spring Mill Bible Camp is a camp in Mitchell, Indiana where you can learn more about God while spending time with your friends. It includes devotionals, singing, and GaGa ball (a game opposite of soccer). Plus other fun things including Catch the counselor, swimming with the same gender, and going to the Spring Mill State Park (We you can go visit the caves, the village, and waterfall). SMBC (for short) is a fun summer thing that is a week long and will leave you with a bunch of friends and wanting more.

Spring Mill Bible Camp is so much fun.

by Coolguythatlikesgod June 25, 2017

Put the Bible in the drawer

A reference to the act of sexual intercourse.

Tom and Jenny are going in there to put the Bible in the drawer.

by Conner Grant February 7, 2018

slapping the bible

Masterbating

Dude I just walked in on Jeff slapping the Bible.

by Joshua MM August 25, 2018

and we read the bible

alright kids

and we read the bible like chuck norris ego

by AHHAHAHAHA Lol June 4, 2019