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blumpkin blowback

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump, combined with the holy grail of the splash from the dump landing in her eye.
With one big splash and a squeal, my blumpkin turned into a blumpkin blowback, pushing me right over the edge!!
by Dirty girl April 23, 2018
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Blumpkin Soup

The act of a female giving head to a male while shitting on the toilet. The male then drops a log which splashes her face with shit soup.
She got some blumpkin soup on her face
by Three Smart Men December 10, 2021
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Reverse blumpkin

The act in which the female is taking a shit on the toilet, and the man stands facing her while she is jacking off his penis. Until love juice is ejaculated upon her chest. (Also known as a reverse blandie) (blumpkin handie)
“That ain’t nothing dude my gf gave me a reverse blumpkin”
“Wow that skeezer at the party gave me a mind blowing blandie”
“My grandma Walked in on me getting a reverse blumpkin at the family’s thanksgiving dinner
by mrbigdaddy69 February 16, 2020
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COUNTRY BLUMPKIN

Giving a blumpkin, (BJ on the Privy) in an Outhouse.
Steven said to Jessicah; "I heard Lawrence got a country blumpkin from Elissa last night over at the outhouse out yonder".....
by Chainsaw_cutie January 7, 2023
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Queen of Blumpkins

When a 28 year old blonde haired Walmart associate gives you a decent blowjob while you are on the toilet after a day filled with Indian food and spicy tacos...
Britni was so good at this, she must be the queen of blumpkins!
by Lind478& June 2, 2018
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Blumpkin

A pet name for when you are your significant other are so close, in love, and inseparable which maintaining a best friendship as well. The ultimate level of a forever relationship. Can also be shortened to "blumpy."
Gee, I love you so much blumpkin.

Right back atcha, blumpy.
by Blumpy and blumpskin October 2, 2022
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Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom.

Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.
by Thefinisher69 May 25, 2020
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