Block-Checking

The action of unblocking someone and blocking them again on AIM in order to see if they're online. This is about the equivalent of knocking on someone's door to see if they're home, then your nerves collapse and you run the fuck away before they see you. Usually occurs after a terrible conversation, which ends up with one person blocking the other. Of course, this just makes the person they blocked attractive, so they make frequent spot checks to see if you're online.

paranoia bacon: i am so freaking awesome
rosesnguns17: what happened?
paranoia bacon: i just bitched out this hot-ass emo chick, and now she's block-checking me.
rosesnguns17: just make sure you videotape it :):):)

by ObeyZod September 15, 2005

Hancock Block

Someone who interferes with the signing of an important contract or document.

1. B: Uh, I wouldn't sign over your power of attorney to this guy, he's doing that sinister laugh that people do in movies.

Guy: Hey, buddy, don't be a hancock block... who are you, anyway?? (sinister laugh)

2. He was right about to sign the confession and then his lawyer came in and totally hancock-blocked me.

by boo dubz March 20, 2008

sock-block

v. when a family member or house mate sees you plan to use the washer, and throws their load in before you can.

ex: Mary is in her room sorting through dirty clothes and forming a pile of things to be washed, meanwhile, Lynnette sees this and puts her laundry in first. Mary finishes sorting her laundry and is furious to find out that she has been sock-blocked.

Mary: WTF
Lynnette: Sorry, I just happened to have to do my laundry...
Mary: But you knew that I have to wash my clothes before my trip tomorrow!
Lynnette: Oops!

by countrygal12 July 8, 2009

Shit Blocker

It's like being a cock blocker, but for when you're trying to take a shit in a public restroom (office, restaurant, school, etc.). You go in there and there is someone in there and they can tell that you want to take a shit, but they stay in there to do their makeup, hair, take and excessively long time to pee or, most commonly, they are trying to wait you out cuz they have to shit too (inevitably resulting in a shit-showdown).

Person 1: man I was just trying to go poo and Jennifer came in and started to do her hair, so I just peed and left.
Person 2: yeah, she's a total shit blocker

Damn I got shitblocked 3 times in a row. I still haven't gone.

by goontym January 8, 2010

Bater Blocker

When you're beating your meat and make a wall of blankets to block just in case someone walks in.

I had to make a bater blocker just in case someone walked in

by hris top hrec December 12, 2009

Cocks Block

Verb: When a group of guys are simultaneously hitting on a girl and another guy enters in and simultaneously manages to cock block the entire group.

Marlon, Ash, and Baby J were all trying to get with that cute blonde at the bar when Shahty walked up and stole their thunder. He was such a cocks block.

by AshDusky February 20, 2011

Blunt Blocked

When someone is in the act of rolling a blunt/joint and is about to lick it finished, but is then interrupted by a person causing them to hide "it" thus being Blunt Blocked....

Guy 1: I was in my room rolling a "J" and I was almost done until my bro just walks in, I had to hide it...
Guy 2: Hahah dam dude you were totally Blunt Blocked!

by TheBluntSquad May 22, 2011