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Thirsty Beaver

When a woman is aroused and fails to produce the necessary love lubricant.
I needed a full bottle of lube to work with that thirsty beaver.
by manoman044321 October 1, 2016
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Cheever beaver

The mascot of the Montana State University architecture program. A nocturnal animal, particularly fond of 2 Chainz, known to venture out of the studio only in the early hours of the morning to retrieve coffee and omelets. It is rumored that enough time spent in Cheever Hall will result in a transformation into a cheever beaver.
Ex. "Who is that tired looking kid who fell down the dining hall stairs?"
--"Oh that's just some Cheever beaver grabbing an omelet. I hear he hasn't slept in 4 days!"
by A Cheever Beaver November 12, 2013
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Beaver Cheeks

Having really big cheeks on your face, especially when you smile.
Though unecessary, it makes ever more sense if you have buck teeth.
That guy has some big ass Beaver Cheeks.
by TheFiend138 May 25, 2016
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Beaver Crickets

Pubic Lice (Crabs) found on a female.
Last night, I was about to get lucky with the chick next door, but when I got down there, I could practically hear the Beaver Crickets chirpin'...so I went home and chirped my bird instead.

Man, that ho gave me beaver crickets and now I can't stop the itch.
by Ocean Recruiter February 25, 2011
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Free the Beaver

A term used to remove ones undergarments in order to allow the air to circulate the female genital area.
The street sttod still as Marc yelled across the street ... Haw ya dirty cow, FREE THE BEAVER
by Mojo0483 July 31, 2009
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Errant Beavers

when you Google cunt memes to own your best pal and the results are shocking
Clifton was chatting via Hangouts to Paul, his best pal, and they were razzing each other as per usual. Clifton needed fresh, cutting material so he popped over to Google for cunt memes. instead of funny gifs and pics the results returned lots of Errant Beavers and females in repose.
by Uncle Joosie October 6, 2021
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Beaver pungent

Heradic device, symbolising a lack of hygiene on the female line.
"And the beaver pungent informs us the the third Lady Whelkingham was a stranger to soap" explained the professor.
by George Vespe May 11, 2008
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