Black Beaver

A black person with large, long, teeth.

Someone call the BLACK BEAVER to chop this tree down.

by jumpymidget November 14, 2011

Plantin' a beaner

Midwest police slang for smoking a joint with a friend.

(As cop knocks on a window in a car with 2 guys in there) Cop- "What are you guys doing in there?"

Guys- "Just sitting here, hanging out"

Cop- "Oh, ok, I thought you guys were plantin' a beaner"

by Wackabowski June 16, 2011

beaner activist

A complete idiot who would rather sell out his country and economy to a bunch of wetbacks and beaners. Also known as MECHA, LA RAZA, and other ignorant morons. Typically believes that the Southwest U.S. was stolen from Mexico. Likes to coddle beaners and give them free social services at the expense of tax-paying U.S. citizens.

1. Those stupid beaner activists burned a U.S. flag downtown today.

2. Emergency rooms are closing because of beaner activists!

by John from LA December 11, 2008

beaver

fuzzy woodland creature that likes to dam up rivers and. they are recognizable by their flat, paddle-like tails. you can also tell what they are because they are probably the only animal that likes to gnaw on trees.

angry beavers is an old school cartoon about two fuzzy beavers that live in their bachelor-pad/dam

by unusu-al June 2, 2004

beaver

the female genitals, especially with pubic hair (originally Brittish)

Her beaver looks as if someone attempted to shave it with a jagged razor.

by [e-mail] April 8, 2006

beaner

a poor mexican usually known as Leo or Lee

go mow my lawn beaner

by Deeeeeeeeeeeeeee89 March 27, 2009

beater

A fat-assed white chick who dates only black guys.

Black guys have 2 sets of girlfriends. 1. Thier baby mommas, who are usually black and dont take shit from his lazy ass. 2. A usually plump blonde who submits to his every whim, usually paying for his cell-phone bills and driving him around in her red ford tempo while he smokes menthol cigarettes. He is also usually shorter than her, and a real gangsta wannabe. She gets beat around by him on occasion, hence BEATER. EG"Hey, check out that little skinny black dude with that fat-assed white blonde! SHES A BEATER!"

by Jason Hump January 17, 2008