The Stinky Batarang

During sex you put your hand in the girl ass ripping out a fat stinky piece of shit. Turn the lights off and play something in the way by nirvana with the shit throw it on her back the exact time you nut to make it glow making the Batman symbol.

Hey Tori can we do the The Stinky Batarang tn?

Luke - BROOOOOO do you think your mom will want to do the The Stinky Batarang?

Ryan - For sure bro tn ill film it.

Im tired of girls not wanting The Stinky Batarang

by Aidan Griffin January 31, 2025

The Freaky Batman

Dabbling in some auto erotic asphyxiation while dressed as Batman.

Yo, Did you hear the news that David Carradine died while doing the freaky Batman? he really needed Robin to hear his safe word.

by freaky_batman March 9, 2025

Superman and Batman

Superman was really wanting for sex and wanted some lovely activity with Batman,he invited Batman to his house and told him to follow him to his room and locked the door,then he caressed Batman’s dick and rubs it every 3 seconds,Batman blushed and was so horny. Then Superman starts to give him a handjob and masturbate his dick. His dick is so hard and as Superman is jerking it,Batman exclaimed “Oh yes..!!!,Ugh FASTER FASTER” and then said “I’M ABOUT TO CUM” and he cummed and made his underwear wet,and someone of the cum came out and on Superman’s Face and his floor. And he said “Good boy, and licks the semen” then he unbuckles his belt and undresses his clothes and underwear and throws them into the bed. He tells batman to do the same too,He then goes behind Batman on the bed and as his Dick hard,He then fucks it so hard and fast,Batman screamed “OH YES DADDY SUPERMAN,YES OHH THAT THING IS SO BIG!!”,Of course,Since he feels the pleasure,He cums as well and Superman too,They were both so pleased and as Batman was really horny,he sucked Superman’s Dick and sucked it hard. Superman exclaimed “Oh yes…Ohh yes… Go Batman do it faster…” and Batman did,Superman was so pleased,he moaned so hard and as his cum goes inside Batman,Batman stopped and was so pleased with his cum,and he put on his Underwear,Clothes and buckled his belt and said “Superman I want to meet you again next week daddy”.

Superman and Batman are the ones that I really want to have the gay sex

by Guy who writes horny things May 19, 2025

Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume

While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch

Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One

by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022

Holy tactics, Batman!

A phrase used by the nerf (or foam-flinging) community to describe or express modifications/attachments that make blasters tacti-cooler or nerf-related products that are exceptionally tacti-cool. Popularized by retired but extremely respected Nerf Youtuber Coop772.

Is that a nerf landmine?? Holy tactics, Batman!

by oakeer August 21, 2024