douche baggery

acting of the qualities of a douche bag.

syn. ass-hole-ness

george bush
and all his douche baggery

by Danny boy April 4, 2004

Investment banger

n. someone who specialises in dating seemingly unattractive people that later blossom into fitties.

"Did you see Dave's missus, she's a 9/10". "She used to be such a munter, though. He's such an investment banger."

by doctort123 August 20, 2015

Shit-eating Badger Fucker

1) A pejorative term used to describe the lowest forms of human life. For all you know, an 'SBF' could live on your street. Without a very keen nose, you can't be 100% sure.

But you see him watering his begonias, and you see that shit-eating twinkle behind his little bug eyes, and you just know.

This person is a scum-bag, a real twat of a guy.
He`s that fucking weirdo who takes your bus every day.

A shit-eating badger fucker reincarnated: think George Bush`s arsenal, Walt Disney`s looks, and Hitler`s open-mindedness.

2) This term can also be used when a surreptitious exit is necessary.

Simply point in a far off direction and shout, "shit-eating badger fucker!"
while the enemy is distracted, make your escape.

3) A derogatory term used to describe a person who not only engages in sex-acts with the short-legged, heavy-set carnivores from the weasel family, called badgers, but also ingests fecal matter, (whether solely or supplementary to their normal diet).

You see that guy, Mac? I dunno why, but I just get the feeling he`s a real shit-eating badger fucker.

You shit-eating badger fucker!!! You slept with my little sister!!!!

by Badger Protection Officer July 31, 2009

bigger than your fist

1).A chic with a huge camel-toed pussy that shows shows no matter what she's wearing.

2).A pussy with a lot of meat...bigger than your fist!

Man, that chic's pussy's bigger than your fist!!

by Harry November 1, 2004

badger eyes

Badger eyes is a term used to describe the ring of hair people get around their nipples.

"man i wish i could grow a beard, all ive got is these lame badger eyes"

by Littlebilly May 7, 2007

badger face

A girl whose face resembles that of a badger. Often with a vicious personality to match and a similarly unhinged mother badger.

1: Dude, that girl Zoe has a total badger face.
2: The Tulip girl? I know right!
1: Lol

by trent4eva June 17, 2011

Bagged

1. To get caught for doing something
2. when a guy tries to tlk to a girl for numerous reasons to either go out or chill

1. Yo ya'll so dumb how ya'll get bagged cuttin'
2. Alex: how it go wit baggin shorty?
Johnathan: it went gud the shorty i bagged might be wifey

by britani February 14, 2006