Awaken the Bacon

Slang term for having a wank or generally becoming aroused

just woke up, all alone.....time to awaken the bacon i think

Awaken the Bacon by dan102 September 20, 2010

NIG BACON 

NIG BACON IS THE STRIPS OF SHREDDED TIRE YOU SEE ON THE HIWAY WHEN YOU GO ON A LONG TRIP SOME WHERE

MY GOD IM GETTIN HUNGRY SEEING ALL DIS NIG BACON BETTER PULL OVER SOON TO GET SOME GRUBB OR ILL EAT THE FKN SPARE TIRE

NIG BACON by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 24, 2011

ROBLOX bacon hair 

They get treated like newborn puppys, like they are the same as you.

Awww! It's a ROBLOX bacon hair! Need help? 🥺
Turns out it was a fake bacon, the slender then gets mad at the person and says mic up kid.

ROBLOX bacon hair by ROBLOX memes September 9, 2020

Ultimate Bacon Battle 

A variation on the traditional Bacon Battle, this version is equivalent to an extreme sport. Two gentlemen must retire to the home of one lady, and, while one of the gentlemen tastes the sweet nectar of said lady, the other searches her house for bacon. Having found as much bacon as he can, this gentlemen proceeds, unnoticed by the otherwise occupied lady, to cook all the bacon. He will not eat it, but, when it is cooked, he will instead leave the premises, and go to a pre-arranged meeting place, where he will meet up with his team mate later. The team mate will tell him how the lady reacted upon finding out that all her bacon had been cooked. Warning: hilarity is likely to ensue. It is also important to remember that an Ultimate Bacon Battle is a team sport, and striving for individual glory will not be tolerated.

Bill and Ben completed an Ultimate Bacon Battle. Ben cooked the bacon, while Bill porked the lady. A good time was had by all.

Ultimate Bacon Battle by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

STEAL THE BACON

A game played in Harlem in which teams try to grab an object and get back to base without being tagged.

Teams line up, facing one another, about 30 feet apart. The object (e.g. a stick) is placed at the mid-point between the two lines. A "caller" stands to the side and calls out players by number, by odds or evens, or "all in" and the designated players run to the middle, each trying to STEAL THE BACON (grab the stick) and run back to their line without being tagged by an opposing player. Hours of fun.

STEAL THE BACON by bells110 April 8, 2009

Push button, Recieve Bacon 

A humorous meme that began with a photo of an electric hand drier with the pictures describing how to use the machine. (One presses the button to begin the airflow) The images looked like they described "Push button to receive bacon"

*Guy looks at hand drier* "Ooh! Look! Push button, Recieve Bacon !"

Push button, Recieve Bacon by Hachiro October 24, 2009

Eye Bacon 

Something pleasing to the eye, typically a member of the opposite sex. Because everyone loves bacon.

"Damn, there goes a couple strips of eye bacon"

Eye Bacon by advocatusdiablo March 4, 2009