Dirty Biscuit

A game in which a group of men gather around a slice of bread and the last man who ejaculates on the bread must eat it.

I played dirty biscuit last night, and thank god I didn't lose. Larry had to eat the cum soaked biscuit.

by thermostat January 22, 2009

whisker biscuit

A circular device filled with bristles with an open center added to a hunting bow to rest arrows on in order to stabilize aim and flight upon release.

The bow with a whisker biscuit shot a bulls eye every time.

by DigitalSignalX August 18, 2010

biscuithead

refering to a large crumbly head

Hey you ol biscuithead.

by Kris Strickland March 1, 2009

Minge biscuit

A foreign body, usually a combination of shitty toilet paper and pubes encountered while "partaking of the captain's pie"

"Christ! these minge biscuits aren't exactly putting me in the mood."

by don leslie May 7, 2008

biscuit-ersed

adj. slang; weak, feeble (Scottish dialect)

He went to speak, but stopped, knowing that his voice would come out biscuit-ersed, that the uncertainty would be threaded right through it.

by Existential Ghost November 6, 2009

buttermilk biscuit

a white person

that lame dude with the tight pants is a buttermilk biscuit

by JeruG July 15, 2009

Chocolate Biscuit Baker

A person who vigorously avoids going to the bathroom when they're severely constipated. This person may go on for weeks without relieving themselves. Consequently, they pass gas through the duration of the day; mostly detected in tight office spaces, sickening co-workers.

Ben: I keep smelling this horrid odor. What is it?

Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.

Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.

Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.

Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?

Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.

by Mr. Rippenshtein February 24, 2011