ant balls

A set of balls so massive that they are fit for an ant.

Luigi refused to fight because he didn't have ant balls.

by luigi425 June 20, 2009

balls are touching

The necessary and sufficient criterion for homosexuality (i.e., it's gay if and only if balls are touching).

A pool table is the gayest thing in existence, since balls are touching.

by miji January 9, 2008

Playa Hater's Ball

An opportunity to hate on a diverse range of mark ass marks, trick ass mark, punk bitches and skip scap skanks and skallywags, hoes, heffers, hee haws and hoolie hoos.

We're going to the Playa Hater's Ball!

by Dave Paton December 29, 2007

Dubstep Blue Balls

A phenomenon that occurs when listening to a sweet dubstep song, and for one reason or another the song is cut off right before the breakdown, as the bass is about to drop.

Everyone at the party got dubstep blue balls because the neighbors shut off the power.

by frettymercury May 14, 2011

BallSlicerZ

an organization that consists of the nouns: PandaR, Hinsonhui, and KelvinMak. If you don't know who they are, please look them up right now on this website. PandaR, being the start of ideas, the ideas go to KelvinMak (because he notices weird crap), then he upgrades it, and even publishes a new inside joke, or some other things such as posted on www.urbandictionary.com/pandaboyx . Nonetheless, the other ballslicer, hinsonhui, is a copyright and sometimes makes up copyrights or propagands ballslicerz's terms/inside jokes. This is the organization system of the BallslicerZ. They also have a Ventrilo channel named: BallSlicerZ, the password is the usual one for their organization. This organization was derived from the term: "Can i Just Slice my balls off?"

EX of the ballslicerz: (1 week ago, kelvin was being a dick and kept saying "k..?" during tennis which pissed off panda)
Panda: k..?
Kelvin: LOL CAN YOU STOP BEING ME? WAIT, we can start using that to piss people off LOL...
Panda: k..?

(next day Kelvin says "k..?" in vent but hinson thinks its spelled "..k?" so he says that)
Hinson: ..k?
Panda: WTF? HINSON'S COPYING US? and its "k..?" retard.
Hinson: ..k?
Kelvin: he kind of copied us but made it gayer?
Panda: k..?

by pandaboyxxx September 21, 2009

ballicks

nortern irish slang for a non truth or not good. english is "bollocks"

bout ye mucker, last nights party was ballicks!

by tim dodds May 19, 2005

If there's grass on the field, play ball

A term basically saying that it's alright to at least be attracted to a person as long as they've gone past puberty. Obviously "grass" refers to their "bush" or pubic hair. Would typically be applied to, for instance, a girl maybe 13 years old and up. Can often be used in reference to actual sex (intercourse) but not necessarily.

Man#1: What's the youngest chick you would ever be into at your age? I mean what do you think is "okay" to fantasize about?

Man#2: Hey man. Like my coach always said: if there's grass on the field, it's time to play ball.

by Interex March 19, 2004