Alison Traffic Cone

A variation of the Slovakian Traffic Cone, wherein an individual, typically called Alison, shoves a traffic cone up your ass, no lube, and proceeds to screech like a banshee into it hoping for cave-like echos

Person 1: How did the meeting go?
Person 2: I got served the Alison Traffic Cone. I will need an ice-pack.

by SimpleText March 26, 2026

Alise

A girl from Riga, Latvia who’s so naturally gorgeous it should be illegal. She’s confident, funny, and knows exactly how to be herself , no filters needed. Talking to her is easy, like she speaks in comfort and charm. When you look at her, you just can’t look away — it’s like Riga bottled up beauty and attitude and called it Alise.

“Dude, I can’t stop thinking about her.”
“Bro, that’s Alise. Nobody can.”

by MIMimari November 7, 2025

Alistofobi

Alistofobi er en fobi mot og listverk.

Vanlige symptomer er å plutselig ha en full kalender med ting man må gjøre som f.eks strekke seg litt lengre for og hjelpe andre på pc'en, kjøre inn materialer, snakke med sjefen, ta seg pause med en gang det blir kjørt inn eller rett og slett bare gjøre noe annet.

En man så listverk komme fikk en akutt følelse for Alistofobi og gikk ut for og ta seg en røyk mens kollegene strevet på.

by Dr Strangewood January 15, 2026

black alison

black ass gorilla

she is a black ass gorilla black alison

by alllllllllllllllalllllllllllll December 20, 2017

The Alison Staples

when your eating a girl out and she pisses in your mouth

I was eating this girl out last night and she did The Alison Staples

by ooddolwn April 19, 2020

Cole Alison

The nicest coolest person you’ll ever meet. :) and I mean ever. He has a Chic-Fil-A but it’s relatable lmao. He has the cutest little brothers and used to post thirst traps but we don’t talk about that...-Carli Ceretti :)

Cole Alison is amazing at hockey and cooks eggs on his side walk

by anonymous October 25, 2020

Faraseo Alistair

is a gender neutral name that generally means, loyalty, consistency, sincerity, and maturity. Those who carry thy name possess great ability of correct and proper judgments. Faraseo's are good planners, straightforward and honest people, and have a clear goal in their minds. They're not great pretenders for they tend to spill what's in their mind, may it be judgment or compliment for a person. Faraseo Alistair's are very difficult to get along with at the beginning but if you get to know them, you'll probably be thanking all the Gods for having such a great and reliable friend/partner. But, be aware of their silence, because it's terrifyingly deadly.

Our new schoolmate, Faraseo Alistair, is a loner because everyone seems to get very afraid od her.

Faraseo Alistair glared at me, I felt like I just died right at that moment.

by deathbya1000cuts June 8, 2021