Grip of Minutes

When the duration between a particular activity has been an exceedingly long time.

Larry: Let’s go to the casino and play blackjack.
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!

by LGEND24_2 February 28, 2019

5 Minute Punk

when a person or group of people claim to have all the aesthetics of punk mentality/diy, when in fact they do not know what they are talking about and are not actually true. they then abandon punk when it isn't relevant to them anymore.

person 1-"dude did you hear the new VOA song?"
person 2- "yeah dude they are such 5 minute punk its pathetic"

by BigD@ddy August 14, 2012

Minute maid

A person that cums in a minute

Oh my god, Joe is such a minute maid.

by Cloudxo April 8, 2020

Last Minute Mike

When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.

We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!

by Ronnie Durbitz January 6, 2022

5-minute craft

5-minute craft is used as a noun or adjective for someone that has literally no common sense and is just an overall moron. This term is related to the 5-Minute Crafts YouTube channel and is used as an insult for people who portray similar qualities to the channel.

Person 1: Why are they doing something so stupid?
Person 2: It’s because they’re a 5-minute craft.

by fishyeggos August 3, 2023

8 Minutes

A white car (preferably an SUV) that has a shoddy paint job, unreliable indicator lights, a main operating unit that usually doesn’t let it go much over the speed limit (it takes 8 minutes to go what most people would go in 5) and has letters missing from its make and model labels.

I’ll be there, but it might take a while since I’m going in 8 Minutes; I’ll get there in 8 Minutes

by Perfectly Shaped Egg March 17, 2021

Minute skills

Impressive skills that don’t take that long to learn.

You got mad minute skills bro.

by Diehard212 September 20, 2021