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Flat

An acronym for a woman lacking in breast size, used by usually men. Usually used as an insult.

It stands for,

Forever
Lacking
Any
Tits
Adam: Wow, look at Jessie! She looks nice today!
Jacob: Yeah, but she's pretty flat. Not much to work with.
Adam: You're such a dick, you know that?
by mr_onomatopoeia August 22, 2022
mugGet the Flatmug.

flat footing

When one uses their foot ontop of a man's tip. A type of feet kink.
He literally started flat footing my dick bro.
by slayhennysx July 19, 2023
mugGet the flat footingmug.

Flat

Commonly used to describe a girl with the tits of a 10 year old annorexic male. Can be referenced to as an acronym, meaning "Forever Lacking Any Titties".
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you joking?? She's as flat as the Great Plains!

Alternatively, with the acronym in place...

Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you kidding me? She is, and will forever, be F.L.A.T

(The first instance is much more commonly used)
by E.M.V.J.J December 19, 2017
mugGet the Flatmug.

Flat

Naomi is flat
by The biggest boomer April 21, 2020
mugGet the Flatmug.

Flat screen

When to people perform intercourse by laying flat on each other and slow rubbing them selves together
Jessica is so boring, all we did was flat screen
by Browntown2002 April 2, 2020
mugGet the Flat screenmug.

flat

*Adjective* used to describe abstract or concrete ideas.

Something without secrets. What you see is what you get. No strings attached.
“I paid $25 flat” “My shirt is Maroon, flat” “I have adhd, flat”
by Round_earther42 March 2, 2024
mugGet the flatmug.

Flat orange

A ballsack that has been stepped on in the event of a confrontation between a girl and a boy. Generally after a boy has been unfaithful to his girl and she crushes his balls so that they are squashed, and therefore a flat orange.
Melissa stood on James' balls after he cheated on her with Jessica so he then got a flat orange.
by Majestyblack September 13, 2016
mugGet the Flat orangemug.

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