5-minute craft is used as a noun or adjective for someone that has literally no common sense and is just an overall moron. This term is related to the 5-Minute Crafts YouTube channel and is used as an insult for people who portray similar qualities to the channel.
by fishyeggos August 3, 2023
Get the 5-minute craftmug. A white car (preferably an SUV) that has a shoddy paint job, unreliable indicator lights, a main operating unit that usually doesn’t let it go much over the speed limit (it takes 8 minutes to go what most people would go in 5) and has letters missing from its make and model labels.
by Perfectly Shaped Egg March 17, 2021
Get the 8 Minutesmug. by walletbro May 7, 2018
Get the ass minutesmug. A song originally by Shel Silverstein, popularized by Johnny Cash. The song is about a man on death row on the day of his execution counting down the time to his demise minute by minute, from his last meal until the hanging.
Despite being very dark, the song is considered quite humorous due to Johnny Cash's hilariously animated music video to accommodate the fact that he would die if he tried to re-enact the execution.
Despite a blatant error near the end where he says "Seven more minutes to go," instead of "Four more minutes to go" (which was later corrected in the live version), the song was very well received. Johnny Cash's darkest songs tended to be his most amusing ones as well, after all.
Despite being very dark, the song is considered quite humorous due to Johnny Cash's hilariously animated music video to accommodate the fact that he would die if he tried to re-enact the execution.
Despite a blatant error near the end where he says "Seven more minutes to go," instead of "Four more minutes to go" (which was later corrected in the live version), the song was very well received. Johnny Cash's darkest songs tended to be his most amusing ones as well, after all.
Well, they're building a gallows outside my cell...and I've got 25 minutes to go
And the whole town's waiting just to hear me yell...I've got 24 minutes to go
And the whole town's waiting just to hear me yell...I've got 24 minutes to go
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
Get the 25 Minutes To Gomug. by ItsNorth April 11, 2020
Get the Shit Minutemug. a minute full of magic:)
A.K.A Minute maid
or, a bottle of orange juice that is a prostitute selling for 5 cents
A.K.A Minute maid
or, a bottle of orange juice that is a prostitute selling for 5 cents
Hi, me 5 cents.
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by micnat January 8, 2005
Get the minute magicmug. When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"
Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
by Binsky September 30, 2012
Get the Internet Minutesmug.