Next-level baller

The act of transfering of funds/money from one person to another via using a mobile banking application. A convenience that eliminates having to stop at ATMs.

"Hey man, next-level baller me $10 for gas so I can make it down to your house."

by Hardhead503 October 30, 2018

Luke Level

The gayest furry you shall ever encounter in your lifespan. In the end, the truth about Luke Level has been revealed, this man is the epitomy of a drug lord and a male stripper, he flashes his nipples to 3 year old girls in the street, and milks his ball sack every day. Luke Level's dad's bald head is shiny and I was able to see the reflection of him in a furry suit on there. What a bitch nigga! Luke has voted for hillary in the 2018 election and is jacking off to his mother's pube hair and period blood! EWW ! what an indian essay write im gonna write an essay on this, so basically lets get started.

for Greg Greger

I

Where were the neighbors? Out of town?
In my pajamas, I sat at my father's feet
in front of their squat, myopic television,

the first in our neighborhood.

On a screen the size of a salad plate,
toy airplanes droned over quilted fields.
Bouquets of jellyfish fell: parachutes abloom,
gray toy soldiers drifting together, drifting apart—

the way families do, but I didn't know that yet.

I was six or seven. The tv was an aquarium:

steely fish fell from the belly of a plane,

then burst into flame when they hit bottom.

A dollhouse surrendered a wall, the way such houses do.

Furniture hung onto wallpaper for dear life.

Down in the crumble of what had been a street,

women tore brick from brick, filling a baby carriage.

II

What was my young father,

just a few years back from that war,

looking for? The farm boy from Nebraska

Sydney: Omg! I love Luke! I want to fuck the shit out of luke until he pukes in my blue waffle vagina!

Luke Level: No need to worry I will fuck you with my long fox cock! on fox news!

by Kian Sucka February 24, 2020

10th level of hell

Special level of hell reserved specifically for the late United States president Ronald W. Reagan.

Friend: Careful dude, that nonsense could land you in the 10th level of hell with Ronald Reagan

You: Reagan is gonna spend a long time waiting for heaven to trickle down.

by Slader1 December 28, 2020

lethal level of swag

Teddy Bridgwater 8th grade prom photo.

I don't know how he is still alive he has a lethal level of swag.

by easyC March 15, 2015

Esteban Level

Most extreme of extremes you can not get any worse than this. The most down bad you can get embarrassingly bad.

“That guy is Esteban level delusional”

by Idkaname274 December 20, 2023

The 4th level of disguise

He either forgot one or he deliberately withheld it so if he won't tell you... I will.

Hym "The 4th level of disguise is this... I am."

Iam "Huh?"

Hym "Huh? No not you. The 4th level of disguise."

Iam "What?"

Hym "THE 4TH LEVEL OF DISGUISE! I'M EXPLAINING IT."

Iam "Oh! Well, what is it? I want to know."

Hym "It's 'I am.' I just AM this now. That is reality. I am this. That's the disguise."

Iam "Ooooooh... Wait! Am I a disguise!?"

Hym "NO! Well... No. I mean... You're not me. Hey, I donno, KINDA."

Iam "Oh... Ok. Well... We're out of coffee. So..."

Hym "Oh. Well, get me something while you're out. Get some Kombucha!"

Iam *Sigh* "You know you're not like it-"

Hym "DON'T CARE! THE TASTE IS WEIRD AND THE CARBONATION IS GOOD! KOMBUCHA OR DEATH!"

Iam *groan* "Yeah, just don't complain when I-"

Hym "I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN!"

Iam *Sigh* "Alright."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

decibell level

Refers to how loud Big Ben sounds at a given distance.

In the YouTube video of the cute little British girl going to see the clock mechanism at the top of the famous Parliament Building, she is directed to wear earmuffs due to the decibell level's being so high when the hours are tolled.

by QuacksO April 11, 2022