Dave
/dāv/
noun | verb | exclamation
An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways.
The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.
/dāv/
noun | verb | exclamation
An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways.
The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.
Used as a curse or cry of disbelief, especially when something has gone so irreversibly pear-shaped that only yelling “DAVVVVVEEEEEEE” at full volume can express the full emotional weight.
Examples:
“Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?”
“Mate… Dave was on it.”
Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!
Examples:
“Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?”
“Mate… Dave was on it.”
Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!
by RiffRaff22 August 4, 2025
Get the Davemug. Josh: I just got off the phone with Diamond Diva Dave. He has sulfur burps and diarrhea; now he needs to quarantine for 14 days
Brad: Dude, you just got DAVED!
Brad: Dude, you just got DAVED!
by Sausage king 802 April 14, 2021
Get the DAVEDmug. ```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`
```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
Get the ```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`mug. A 'Skinny Dave' is the epitome of a tall handsome nerdy man.
He is in all ways superior to a 'Skinny Pete'.
He is of above average sexiness as well as height, and knows more than you do.
He excels in all he puts his mind to.
But fuck excel, I think thats a windows thing, and he's a Linux man.
If you are lucky enough to love this guy, you are truly #blessed.
He is in all ways superior to a 'Skinny Pete'.
He is of above average sexiness as well as height, and knows more than you do.
He excels in all he puts his mind to.
But fuck excel, I think thats a windows thing, and he's a Linux man.
If you are lucky enough to love this guy, you are truly #blessed.
by ShelleyBean369 September 15, 2022
Get the Skinny Davemug. A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022
Get the dildo davemug. Doing a Dave is where somebody takes control of the music, plays progressive songs that are boring as fuck e.g BT but claims they are "classic" and was once played at the start of a set.
To cap it off the person doing the Dave will only play 20 seconds of a song before going off on a tangent to a totaly different song.
To cap it off the person doing the Dave will only play 20 seconds of a song before going off on a tangent to a totaly different song.
by Zavi Mace November 18, 2017
Get the Doing a Davemug. by Emliving December 20, 2022
Get the Dave Rygalskimug.