gary brandon

He is the most beautiful man in the world. One look at him and you instantly fall in love. His beauty is matched by his amazing personality. He is kind, caring, sweet, and hilarious. He has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back. He is fearless, but tender. He is always the life of the party and a blast to be around. Even though he has faults, he is perfect. Gary Brandon, you rock AND roll.

Man, that Gary Brandon dude is cool.

by Km$ney June 6, 2018

Brandon Play

When a person does something so questionable, so baffling that there's no other word to describe that action besides using the person's name.

While playing League of Legends Why did you try to fight the first dragon when we have no vision, no mid, and bot prio? You just pulled a Brandon play

by Agent 090 November 1, 2022

Brandon O'Shea

A guy who thinks he’s him but his team, LSU Tigers, can’t beat a sorry A&M

Brandon O'Shea thinks he’s him.

by supersaiyncaden November 28, 2022

Brandon Slavin

A little fuck head with big muscles. He will violently attack you if provoked. He listens to Travis Scott and buys the sexiest drip. Will consume any drug at any time. *DO NOT APPROACH* he is prone to moaning in your ear

Hoe 1: Brandon Slavin killed my dog!
Hoe 2: I wonder if he is Jewish

by Factsbyzach January 31, 2022

Brandon Basque

A Brandon Basque is someone that is beyond "greek god status"; someone that makes other men look like women. In addition, a Brandon Basque's biceps commonly have they're own gravitational pole; one that only seems to affect women.

Girl 1: "Why is my heart beating so fast all of a sudden?"
Girl 2 "Oh look it's Brandon Basque, he's driving past us"

by Like eh deh somebody January 27, 2021

brandon alban

Brandon is a kind soul. but dont be fooled by this act of kindness, all Brandons are GAY and this is a force not to be reckoned with because he will touch you.

looks is a gay brandon alban lol they are all gay

by a man who never lies April 29, 2021

president brandon

president brandon is the best president of the us, bar none. he has done such wonders as destroying our economy, hiking our gas prices up, and eating ice cream.

oh, how i love president brandon-chan.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah August 1, 2022