drain cock

A bull dike lesbian. A female (wannabe male) that has a drain in the private parts instead of a spigot.

Hey Jane! How did your date go with Pat the other night? It was going well until I went to grab his dick and he ended up being a drain cock.

by Tennessee Pelt August 2, 2011

Chip off the cock

When ones father and son are both getting more action then there wife/Girl friend.

Did u hear about what happened to Henry and his son?

No what.

They both got caught cheating.

Aww i didnt think his son would be a Chip off the cock.

by K-town-CA August 12, 2011

Cock in that rock.

When you have sex with a rich girl who is engaged to another man.

I got my cock in that rock. She was engaged with a fat ring on her finger. But I still busted a nut inside her.

by martita papita November 29, 2011

cock pocket

A pouch that performs the same function as pockets on the pocketless Scottish kilt An American version of a Sporran.

The Scotsman put his money in his cock pocket.

by MrWiz69 July 2, 2011

cock pocket

a slang term for a vagina that resembles the inside of a hot pocket.

Man #1: I couldn't wait to sleep with that hot girl Tina, but her vagina was totally disgusting. It look like the inside of a hot pocket

Man #2: Dude she has a total cock pocket.

by panty hamster9205 October 11, 2011

Cock Usher

The opposite of a cock-blocker. A person (man or woman) who purposely favors you to a person you want to fuck.

I was doing terrible with the ladies, what I needed was a cock usher.

by Big savage October 12, 2011

Cock Barometer

A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.

"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."

by NateTube8 November 17, 2011