Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
Get the But is his cock fat though?mug. She kicked me in the balls and I cock smegaled for like 20 mins.
Cock smegal is when one has to hold there precious in pain.
Cock smegal is when one has to hold there precious in pain.
by Moonmaster111 March 30, 2025
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what is the female equivalent for Pussy Whipped? - When He Walked into the room - my lady bits went haywire then we made eye contact instantly cock rocked as I approached him my whole body responded with Lust and want …. Thirst Trap Totes Cock Rocked
by NixXxdBliss February 16, 2023
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by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011
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