ass n titties

The best two things in the world.
by anon. December 08, 2004
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bitch ass trick

1.Some one that is always messing up and or messing up someone flow ( aka game ).
2.Some one that broke somthing.
Term is used to show displeasure
This Bitch ass trick called my girl asking to chill
by joey-joe September 16, 2003
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Shit Ass Geek

A Shit Ass Geek (SAG) is an athlete who is either ill-equipped for their sport or wears impractical clothing. A SAG outfit usually consists of board shorts, polo (or wifebeater if you're ghetto), a headband and runners/flipflops. If someone is recognized as a SAG, it is generally assumed that they are not very skilled at the sport, though there are rare exceptions.
Shit Ass Geek: I am so cool i styled my hair this morning and i am wearing runners and long board shorts while playing racquet sports. i am pro.

(chinky accent)

* Walks away while swinging racquet in a pan-handled grip, trying to impress LG's*
by johnmagicson December 07, 2009
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shut your ass

To express astonished disbelief at what is being said (especially gossip).
Penny: Try thinking about this... Sheldon and Amy had sex!
Raj: Shut your ass!
by Spaz111 April 15, 2011
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metric ass ton

In excess; a large amount, generally more than what is expected.

This term is not restricted to weight, but is more a quantitive factor.
Wow, I have a metric ass ton of homework to do tonight.
by Russ A September 25, 2006
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bomb-ass titties

A term used to distinguish amazingly nice breasts from your average nice set of knockers.
"Holy shit, is that Mark's little sister?"
"Yeah man, she's got some bomb-ass titties"
by porneggs May 15, 2006
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stanky ass nigga

A crippled nigga that can not wash his balls and dong.
Oh God!Poor Tyrone turned into a stanky ass nigga after he got dunked by Delterojome.
by fuckindeltrese February 27, 2019
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