How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.
“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
by grimm23 December 13, 2023
Get the Old man sexmug. a sex story is basically a thing horny kids look up to get wet or hard. anyways here’s mine:
sarah was horny as fuck, but her friends amy and kyle were supposed to be over in 10 minutes. sarah couldn’t help herself bc her pussy was soaking through her panties, so she decided to put porn on and fuck herself anyways. she put her hand into her pants and started massaging her swollen clit and she was moaning so loud she didn’t hear her friends let themselves in. they walked in on her using her vibrator on herself to lesbian porn, looked at each other, and joined. kyle started fingering amy as amy ate sarah out. they were all moaning like mad, then they switched positions where amy and sarah were on top of kyle kissing and sucking each others tits, sarah was getting fucked by kyle’s 10 inch bwc and amy was getting tongue fucked by kyle. sarah and amy were moaning so loud as kyle was grabbing amy’s fat ass and sarah and amy were rubbing their sensitive 36d and 34c cup nipples on each other. amy started squirting on kyle’s face as sarah and kyle both came at the same time. after kyle came inside sarah, he grabbed amy by the hips and started hitting it from the back while amy ate kyles cum out of sarah’s pussy.
sarah was horny as fuck, but her friends amy and kyle were supposed to be over in 10 minutes. sarah couldn’t help herself bc her pussy was soaking through her panties, so she decided to put porn on and fuck herself anyways. she put her hand into her pants and started massaging her swollen clit and she was moaning so loud she didn’t hear her friends let themselves in. they walked in on her using her vibrator on herself to lesbian porn, looked at each other, and joined. kyle started fingering amy as amy ate sarah out. they were all moaning like mad, then they switched positions where amy and sarah were on top of kyle kissing and sucking each others tits, sarah was getting fucked by kyle’s 10 inch bwc and amy was getting tongue fucked by kyle. sarah and amy were moaning so loud as kyle was grabbing amy’s fat ass and sarah and amy were rubbing their sensitive 36d and 34c cup nipples on each other. amy started squirting on kyle’s face as sarah and kyle both came at the same time. after kyle came inside sarah, he grabbed amy by the hips and started hitting it from the back while amy ate kyles cum out of sarah’s pussy.
kyle was moaning so hard and spanking amy as she ate sarah out. “i love this big dick daddy!!!!” amy screamed. then kyle picked up sarah’s vibrator and put it on amy’s clit, and amy squirted everywhere. after amy came, kyle and amy used sarah’s dildo and vibrator on sarah, and sarah came everywhere. then, kyle cleaned up both of their pussies with his mouth and watched sarah and amy make out while rubbing each others nipples.
sarah: this was like my favorite sex story come true!
amy: mine too, my pussy is so beat
sarah: this was like my favorite sex story come true!
amy: mine too, my pussy is so beat
by queenshit9918 June 30, 2025
Get the sex storymug. What sad virgins who don't have a relationship, life or job do with the time they are pissing away. Usually they do it whilst watching porn.
by LordJenal August 28, 2022
Get the Self Sexmug. my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023
Get the Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crapmug. Zackery and Madi were only friends that had occasional sleepovers. They were both still virgins, although they were both 17. On one of their sleepovers Madi was very horny. So was Zackery. Madi could tell that he was excited which made her wet. Madi signalled Zackery to follow her. Madi lead Zackery to the bathroom locking the door behind her. It was quite awkward, but they both knew what they wanted to do. Madi slowly took of Zackerys jeans and shirt. She lay on top of him feeling his cock grow 2 inches. Madi couldn’t take it anymore. She took off his underwear and took of her own shirt and pants. She was wearing nothing but a blue thong. Zackery decided to go full out he said “Suck on me baby.” Madi gave him a long blowjob. Not soon after she felt hot seamen run through her mouth. She swallowed all of it. Zackery said “I have to repay you for that.” as he ripped off her thong and started exploring her pussy whither his young hitting her g-spot constantly she had an orgasm and moaned out of pleasure. They started fucking Zackery cummed in her but fortunately she was on the pill. They went in for round 2 as Madi started riding Zackery like a whore. They were both moaning as they both fell into orgasms. Then Zackery lead Madi out of the room leading her to the kitchen counter they both finished up and planned have another sleepover in a couple of days. I’m
by Lol12. March 8, 2022
Get the Sexmug. sex story pt 6!!
i'm screaming with tears in my eyes and drool on the sheets from biting them. my top knuckles are red from clasping the edge of the bed so hard and i'm so flushed i look sick. i scream 'baby fuck, i'm gonna cum!' as my eyes roll back and he immediately slows down and my body un-tenses. he reaches his hand around my neck gently yet dominantly. 'i didn't give you permission to cum yet, did i?' he asks. he flips me over to face him and i mutter a small 'mn-mmh' and shake my head submissively. he holds my face in his hand to bring my chin up and pauses for a second before giving into my pleading eyes and smirking, 'does my baby girl want to cum?' i perk up, nod my head and hum 'mm-hm', biting my lip. he snickers a little bit and tells me 'it's ok, i'll let you now, princess, whenever you want', as he strokes my cheek and puts his cock back in me while we're in missionary.
i'm screaming with tears in my eyes and drool on the sheets from biting them. my top knuckles are red from clasping the edge of the bed so hard and i'm so flushed i look sick. i scream 'baby fuck, i'm gonna cum!' as my eyes roll back and he immediately slows down and my body un-tenses. he reaches his hand around my neck gently yet dominantly. 'i didn't give you permission to cum yet, did i?' he asks. he flips me over to face him and i mutter a small 'mn-mmh' and shake my head submissively. he holds my face in his hand to bring my chin up and pauses for a second before giving into my pleading eyes and smirking, 'does my baby girl want to cum?' i perk up, nod my head and hum 'mm-hm', biting my lip. he snickers a little bit and tells me 'it's ok, i'll let you now, princess, whenever you want', as he strokes my cheek and puts his cock back in me while we're in missionary.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
Get the sex storymug. When ppl don't really know what they doing, they be dumb asf, they be mad clumsy, make too many mistakes, or can't do shit right, also they think too much about it
Mike: Yo gang wsv wit u bro why you actin mad clumsy boy ugly ahh nigga?
(*Group laughing*)
Mike: Too much sex tdy?
(Group laughs again)
(*Group laughing*)
Mike: Too much sex tdy?
(Group laughs again)
by Mike Will 23 Chillin May 27, 2025
Get the TOO MUCH SEXmug.