alfalfa dog

dog that is alfalfa

scruffy small dog. however, they are not SCRAGGLY. they are soft. they hold themselves with dignity and look as though they could be part of a royal family of a very wealthy and high class country. often they have one folded ear and one upright ear. there is no one breed that can be used as an example of an alfalfa dog, but when you see an alfalfa dog you will simply know if you have an iq over 3.

look at that cute alfalfa dog its so alfalfaey !!!

by anonymous January 23, 2021

Temu dog

A large rabbit

Look at that temu dog over there, its huge.

by sniff my toes September 22, 2023

Pussy dog

A person who talks shit but can't take it back and are just an overall shit cunt

Oi spj you pussy dog you're a shit cunt

by iLTP6969 January 18, 2022

i think we should have a real dog

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal

I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog

by Piiopdgh July 28, 2017

Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.

Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!

by Wes the Human November 3, 2015

dogs

A slang word for feet, commonly used amongst British youth.

Ewww John put the dogs away, no one wants to see your crusty toes

by malcolmisepic October 25, 2022