The Dirty Parsnip

When your feeling that special feeling and need the ancient release but the only sex aides available are the ingredients for your Sunday roast. So you post a parsnip up your brown eye (vegetable oil optional) and shag the life out of your Tesco uncooked chicken. Whilst your knob is wrapped in bacon like an extra salty pig in blanket.

Oh Doreen you wouldn’t believe that I caught Alan doing the dirty parsnip on Saturday after I went to bed.

I don’t know why you put up with it Glenda?

Well I quite like the extra salty chicken stock to make my Sunday roast gravy with……

by Dirty Roger the Cabin Boy November 10, 2022

Dirty Eli

The dirty Eli is performed on a certain player named Eli and this when the whole lacrosse team sounds with each one of his toes individually until the cum all over his feet.

“That was a great win, I think it’s time for a dirty Eli!”

by coach green March 13, 2023

Dirty JutTheGoat

When a small midget inserts his giant unexpected horse cock inside your anus, piercing your rectum, well talking to himself about his honers 2 sex ed class.

Did you see that guy doing a dirty jutthegoat behind the dumpster.

by gigglyniggly December 31, 2022

Dirty malachi

Beat the fuck off

I’m bouta dirty malachi bro

by Niggaballs538191 October 10, 2021

Dirty Robson

Breaking into a fire station and masturbating into the firemens helmets then hiding and calling the emergency services and jacking off in the shadows while you watch the firemen put their cum filled helmets on

I did a ‘dirty Robson’ last night

by Dirty Robson May 29, 2023

Dirty shar

The act of inserting a zooper dooper into oneself then having someone eat it afterwards

I cleared my freezer out after doing a dirty shar

by fhdksuf July 18, 2020

Dirty Agniete

Usually a really sweet, sexy and beautiful person inside and out.
Some of this type of people, has more than one personalityand usually they differ from each other, but they only fullfil their already unique character.

- I am really in love with her.
- That's because she's dirty Agniete.

by Katinukas April 1, 2021