shmeel face

When you're too baked to be described by any other word.

Stoner 1: "Yo brah, I'm too high right now."
Stoner 2: "Yeah man, you're kinda being a huge shmeel face."

by DR.GENATALIA May 23, 2016

mid-faced

drunk, not sober, shit faced

mid-faced downtown on the floor

by s dog January 21, 2008

angel face disaster

Lana Del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place …

Greg: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?

Max: Yeah, no. She’s an angel face disaster. I wouldn’t if I were you…

by anonymous August 15, 2024

beyond shit faced

To drunk

Let's go to a other bar... Na I'm going home I'm beyond shit faced

by Isrightkev July 29, 2016

Face

Face means something that you touch, let's say you wash your face this morning. Your eyes, nose and mouth are stored on your face!

Here's an example: Wash your face! It's dirty.

by Annie Marie21331 November 11, 2020

pooh-faced

As opposed to po-faced (Urban Dictionary & British dictionaries), pooh-faced is a happy, Happy, HAPPY visage inspired by large intakes of honey, or beer, or wine, or legal dispensary goods that leaves one’s face in a constant grin that causes to observers to smile, even if against their will.

Puck, blazing his ever present pooh-faced for all to see, seemed to dare me not to crack a laugh at the absurdity of each morning’s arrival.

by Darko Vader February 14, 2023

Face Shields

A term used by University of Iowa dorm residents, “Face Shields” are the RA’s that roam the halls looking to break up gatherings of 4 or more, make sure you’re wearing your mask, or give you a large fine for drinking 1(one) beer. The actual term “Face Shield” originates in the the 2020-2021 school year, when the RA’s where required to wear face shields to protect from the Coronavirus pandemic. Face Shields have also been called “the Gestapo” the “fun police”, as well as “power-tripping boy scouts”.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Face Shields: “RA on duty open up!”

student 1: “oh fuck dude it’s the Face Shields! quick get in the closet they can’t know we’re socializing!”

by AECH.exe February 19, 2021