Esophageal Licking Syndrome

The distinct feeling of having to clear your throat because you constantly hear someone clearing theirs, even though you have no actual issue. Almost feels like someone is actively licking the back of your throat.

Becky keeps clearing her throat so much it's giving me ELS (esophageal licking syndrome).

by Noillik November 29, 2022

little sister syndrome

when a girl feels like she annoys everyone she talks too, the fear of being seen as an irritating burden

Sarah has an awful case of little sister syndrome, she wont tell me what’s going on

by cemeterydoll November 30, 2022

puffy pants syndrome

It’s when a not very well endowed man puffs his pant/shorts out to make it look like he’s got a big schlong

Look at “Little” Willie with his puffy pants syndrome trying to make out he’s a “big boy”

by Baps from Bollo*ks September 14, 2022

Jodie Foster simpism syndrome

Jodie Foster Simpism Syndrome - when you simp for Jodie so hard, and you are really in love with her

he has jodie foster simpism syndrome
no surpise she hot

by t00c00lforscho00l September 16, 2022

Nando's Syndrome

A sense of extreme dissapointment experienced by individuals after trying Nando's for the first time, and it did not live up to expectation.

A: You wanna go Nando's Bruv?
B: I'm suffering from Nando's Syndrome, that place is dead bro.

by peppejulianonziema September 16, 2022

Rye's Syndrome

A severe illness of da brain caused by excessive consumption of northeastern-USA white lightnin'.

Huck Finn's father may indeed have been a southern boy, but he still exhibited Rye's Syndrome-like symptoms near da end of his life, such as hallucinating about snakes, vampires, zombies, and devils attacking him.

by QuacksO September 17, 2022

Alligator Syndrome

A syndrome that affects the liver caused from eating too much donkey meat.

Phil Lesh contracted alligator syndrome after eating too much donkey meat.

by Thomas the syndromeist September 17, 2022