Pulled a Polish

When you fail to deploy your parachute in time and down yourself in Warzone

“Boys, I just pulled a polish.”
“Lmfao, this guy just pulled a polish”

by LordMo7 July 28, 2021

Pulling a Vincent

Someone who says that they would come to an event or have accepted an invitation, but pulls out at the very last minute by coming up with an excuse from their list of excuses.

Jeff: Looks like Vincent is going to be Pulling a Vincent again for the badminton.
Kevin: I totally called it half an hour ago! What excuse did he give this time?
Jeff: Apparently boss called him last minute.

by tapioFan January 10, 2017

To pull a Tom Schmitz

Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.

That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.

While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".

The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.

Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.

Common Slang in the Central European Area.

Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"

*No reaction*

Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"

--> To pull a Tom Schmitz

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018

pull a brexit

to leave someone or something behind no matter what the consequences will be

did you just pull a brexit on me?

by captainsbich January 10, 2021

Pulling in the pope

Pausing mid-stride and using muscle power to retract a stool further into one's rectum.

"Why'd you stop?
Just pulling in the pope."

by The President of Icecream July 4, 2011

Pulling a Sully

When one says they will take their significant other to dinner but then bails at the last minute. This act is often followed by a 5 minute fast food trip and an unawareness of what they did wrong.

“He promised to take Cheyenne to dinner for her birthday, but he ended up Pulling a Sully, took her to Moe’s and went to the gym.”

by MickeyQ22 January 30, 2020

Pulling a Josh

Using too many damn hashtags

Did you see how many hashtags he had on his last Instagram post? He never stops Pulling a Josh

by FootballFan69420 January 10, 2021