i think we should have a real dog

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal

I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog

by Piiopdgh July 28, 2017

I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 28, 2022

Dog

An animal. Its family is the canine mammal family.

“The dog had black fur with brown eyes.”

by Bag full of children April 5, 2023

Dog Launch

The act of loading a hotdog into your partners anus then positioning yourself where they can launch it into your mouth.

Disclosure: condiments such as jizz or squirt can be added

Couple 1: We did the dog launch last night with the Costco quarter pound hotdogs.
Couple 2: No way! Frank hasn’t been able to graduate past Nathan’s.

by DirtyDog6969 March 26, 2024

dog eatre

A phenomenon where a person is said to indulge in the consumption of dogs on a regular basis.

That man is a hungry dog eatre.

by RDRMR January 18, 2022

dog

a pet which you love
also a sex postion

i got a pet dog today

by no niggers no jews no pakis on January 15, 2021

hot dog polisher

someone who loves sucking hot dogs as in penisis.

Jose wanting off work early and ask the boss. Joke ly I said go polish his hot dog and may be you will get off work early

Jose is the biggest hot dog polisher we have.

by Plotchman November 10, 2017