Dog

Dog.. DOG..! woof woof! bark bark!

oml shut the fuck up fatass bitch. yes it is god backwards but it could be a coincidence lol- get yo dumbass mouths off this website.

Dog.

by Chocolate Fish May 20, 2021

bought the dog

Doing a girl doggie style and she is totally into it.

Oh my god I was totally balls deep in this chick last night and she bought the dog!

by Mjbox December 9, 2017

dogging

Being a dog.

dog 1: Let's go dogging together!
dog 2: Sure woof!

by dogwof October 7, 2022

Dogs

Something that should never, ever, being in ANYONES vision within a 1873739 mile radius.

Chad: “Man, I’ve had such a long day.”
*proceeds to takes socks off*
Everyone on gods green earth: “NO. PUT THE DOGS AWAY. NOW.”

by slaygirlqueen May 2, 2022

Selling hot dogs

When your favorite/least favorite nascar driver is either running multiple laps down, is out of the race due to a crash/mechanical failure, or when a driver is suspended

Dude, (insert driver name) went 5 laps down. He might as well start selling hot dogs if he's running this bad, lol

by Ayeskipp October 23, 2022

Slaw dog

The result of male masturbation, specifically in the shower, where the combination of water, soap/shampoo/conditioner and vigorous repetition of masturbatory movements results in a cole slaw like appearance on the penis.

David didn’t get any satisfaction from his wife so he ended his shower with a slaw dog.

by Khay January 4, 2021

Military Dog

An attractive woman hired by the military to raise recruitment via social media.

I saw this one thirst tiktok of a military dog. She's so hot.

by aggressive_nee February 12, 2023