Hot Swanson

Drinking cum out of a shot glass

Did you hear Dansby gave Mallory a hot Swanson last night?

by jlb717 September 22, 2021

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Hot Reezies

A verb used to describe insufflation of vaporized methamphetamine, usually by getting a long borosilicate glass tube red hot on one end, which the user then places on a pile of meth, instantly vaporizing the substance and allowing for the insufflation of this vapor through the cool end of the glass tube. A broken glass oil burner is often recycled for this purpose.

Cabinet: Mr. President, you have a speech to deliver in about 20 minutes.
Joe Biden: Okay. Let me do some hot reezies and burn a few ants with a magnifying glass before I jerk off.

Cabinet: excellent plan, sir. It is an honor to watch you hot reezie and jerk off.

by Gargantuan Scrotum May 22, 2024

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The virgin Hot dog

The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.

You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!

When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.

Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.

The other day I told my mother-in-law to eat shit, she dared me to do the Virgin hot dog

by NastyLover May 20, 2020

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