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Melody came home and found her sexy roommate jax watching tv in his boxers. Her pussy began throbbing wanting his cock inside her. He walks over and shoves her onto the couch, climbing ontop of her saying “I’m so horny right now melody. I’m gonna fuck your tight little pussy with all 12 inches of my thick, veiny cock.” He whips out his massive penis and RIPS her pants open pulling off her panties. He begins rubbing his cock head on her pussy to tease her. Eventually she moaned “please daddy jax. Please pound my pussy hard. Destroy it.” Shoving his massive cock inside her, he begins shallow-fucking her with his first 6inches. “DEEPER JAX. FUCK ME DEEPER!” She screams. Finally he shoves all 12 inches inside her and reaches her g-spot, pounding against it. After 3 minutes of railing her g-spot they both orgasm together. Jax’s hot sticky cum squirting inside her. And melody’s gloopy cum/pussy juice squirts all over jax’s dick.
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